Completely Random Thoughts

[LucasM]

I'm glad Warner Bros' 'Daffy' finally has his own show about him being successful . . .


                              . . . That is what 'Duck Dynasty' is about, right?

[Sideswipe]

If only...

[goflyblind]

there's a building here on campus called "wolf law"; i wonder if it's stricter than ape law?

[Sideswipe]

You could always venture inside and consult the wolf lawyers...

[Sideswipe]

I thought that was common knowledge by now?

[Quantum Vagina]

If I ever meet someone who makes arrows for a living, and he's cute, my pick up line is going to be, "You know, you're quite fletching." If that doesn't win him over in a heartbeat, I give up.

[RoninFox]

If I ever meet someone who makes arrows for a living, and he's cute, my pick up line is going to be, "You know, you're quite fletching." If that doesn't win him over in a heartbeat, I give up.

If the moment gets awkward, just look at one of the arrows and walk in the direction it points.

[Edward J Grug III]

I imagine it would set him a quiver.

[Sideswipe]

And then I would blast him in the face with a shotgun.

Combo breaker!

[goflyblind]

either something's wrong with the parliament hill webcam, or canada's being invaded by aliens/slenderman.

[RoninFox]

either something's wrong with the parliament hill webcam, or canada's being invaded by aliens/slenderman.

Maybe it's being blurred to censor its horribly offensive hand signal.

[RandyMistie]

Johnny Longbone?

(MST3K, 1007, "Track of the Moon-Beast").

[Sideswipe]

What about Longbone?

[RandyMistie]

It goes along with what Q-Vagina et al, were saying about archery.

If you haven't seen the episode of MST3K, I am not going to explain it to ya'.... and frankly, what are you doing here?

But I will paraphrase a classic riff:

"Johnny Longbow (longbone)?" she asks.
"It's his Indian name." he answers,  "It translates as, 'Warrior's bow that reaches long to it's mark...'"

Kevin (Tom Servo): "...Oh! is he seeing anybody...?"

One of my favourite eps...

[Quantum Vagina]

One of the mods I have installed in Skyrim is a body replacer for men, to make them look a LOT better. The mod adds a shop called Morning Wood, and the shop owner is a gentleman named Bjorn LongSword. While I could do without the shop, those names make me giggle.