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Offline LucasM

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10905 on: June 15, 2014, 04:01:06 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10906 on: June 15, 2014, 04:06:48 PM »
If only...

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10907 on: June 15, 2014, 06:56:25 PM »
there's a building here on campus called "wolf law"; i wonder if it's stricter than ape law?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10908 on: June 15, 2014, 07:02:09 PM »
You could always venture inside and consult the wolf lawyers...

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10909 on: June 15, 2014, 07:28:10 PM »
I thought that was common knowledge by now?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10910 on: June 17, 2014, 11:38:42 AM »
If I ever meet someone who makes arrows for a living, and he's cute, my pick up line is going to be, "You know, you're quite fletching." If that doesn't win him over in a heartbeat, I give up.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10911 on: June 17, 2014, 12:07:45 PM »
If I ever meet someone who makes arrows for a living, and he's cute, my pick up line is going to be, "You know, you're quite fletching." If that doesn't win him over in a heartbeat, I give up.

If the moment gets awkward, just look at one of the arrows and walk in the direction it points.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10912 on: June 17, 2014, 02:51:20 PM »
I imagine it would set him a quiver.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10913 on: June 17, 2014, 03:03:39 PM »
And then I would blast him in the face with a shotgun.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10914 on: June 18, 2014, 05:21:27 AM »


either something's wrong with the parliament hill webcam, or canada's being invaded by aliens/slenderman. :speechless:
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10915 on: June 18, 2014, 05:39:43 AM »


either something's wrong with the parliament hill webcam, or canada's being invaded by aliens/slenderman. :speechless:

Maybe it's being blurred to censor its horribly offensive hand signal.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10916 on: June 18, 2014, 05:46:36 AM »
Johnny Longbone?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10917 on: June 18, 2014, 06:09:59 AM »
What about Longbone?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10918 on: June 18, 2014, 06:42:53 AM »
It goes along with what Q-Vagina et al, were saying about archery.

If you haven't seen the episode of MST3K, I am not going to explain it to ya'.... and frankly, what are you doing here?

But I will paraphrase a classic riff:

"Johnny Longbow (longbone)?" she asks.
"It's his Indian name." he answers,  "It translates as, 'Warrior's bow that reaches long to it's mark...'"

Kevin (Tom Servo): "...Oh! is he seeing anybody...?"

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10919 on: June 18, 2014, 08:15:20 AM »
One of the mods I have installed in Skyrim is a body replacer for men, to make them look a LOT better. The mod adds a shop called Morning Wood, and the shop owner is a gentleman named Bjorn LongSword. While I could do without the shop, those names make me giggle.