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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10785 on: May 23, 2014, 05:58:50 AM »
In addition to melatonin, if you're at least moderately good at building things from kits I'd recommend obtaining a star field projector.

There's this idea that humans sleep best in complete darkness, but prior to light pollution this was never the situation for humans when they slept. Try lots of scattered points if cold light in a darkened room. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10786 on: May 23, 2014, 07:40:39 AM »
Last time I grocery shopped, I picked up a few different types of pears.  I ate a kind-of tall skinny brownish one.  Shortly afterwards I started to have hallucinations of beastly creatures eating people, people burning in pits of smoke and rivers of lava, demons and devils riding people and pushing them with spears, and people suffering in other untold ways.  When they finally stopped, I looked more carefully at the little fruit label off what I'd eaten, and realized that I should have anticipated that response.


                                            . . . I'd bought some Hieronymus Bosc pears.


That's extra funny to me because when I was in Mexico the second time I ate a pear and tripped balls (true story).
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10787 on: May 23, 2014, 08:21:58 AM »
Diarrhea Is like a storm, raging inside you.

Similar to a Cat 5 Hurricane? Or a Jupiter 'Great Red Spot' storm ???
I think it's more about that it has sharks in it.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10788 on: May 23, 2014, 08:47:53 AM »
In addition to melatonin, if you're at least moderately good at building things from kits I'd recommend obtaining a star field projector.

There's this idea that humans sleep best in complete darkness, but prior to light pollution this was never the situation for humans when they slept. Try lots of scattered points if cold light in a darkened room. :)

If you watch the rifftrax short "At Your Fingertips: Cylinders" it will give you a step by step guide on how to do this very thing. 

Even though that version wouldn't work very well at all, and the demonstration in the video was faked. The key is to get the holes as far away from the light source as reasonably possible to create sharp little points of light. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10789 on: May 23, 2014, 11:46:48 AM »
this is the one I have; I bought it because I thought it would be fun to simulate the total perspective vortex but Ann, who sometimes has trouble sleeping, finds it has a nice soporific effect.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10790 on: May 23, 2014, 12:46:38 PM »
[Think old B&W movies.]

What did one melodramatic blade of grass say to another blade of grass?


              <European accent> "I vant to be a'lawn." </European accent>
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10791 on: May 23, 2014, 01:46:14 PM »
You know what would be better on a spaceship than an airlock? A BEARLOCK. You open the bearlock, and it floods your ship with bears.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10792 on: May 23, 2014, 01:49:48 PM »
You know what would be better on a spaceship than an airlock? A BEARLOCK. You open the bearlock, and it floods your ship with bears.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10793 on: May 23, 2014, 02:38:58 PM »
Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait until lunchtime.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10794 on: May 23, 2014, 03:21:23 PM »
Last time I grocery shopped, I picked up a few different types of pears.  I ate a kind-of tall skinny brownish one.  Shortly afterwards I started to have hallucinations of beastly creatures eating people, people burning in pits of smoke and rivers of lava, demons and devils riding people and pushing them with spears, and people suffering in other untold ways.  When they finally stopped, I looked more carefully at the little fruit label off what I'd eaten, and realized that I should have anticipated that response.

                                            . . . I'd bought some Hieronymus Bosc pears.

That's extra funny to me because when I was in Mexico the second time I ate a pear and tripped balls (true story).

I'm glad when my posts are personally relevant for people. :)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10796 on: May 23, 2014, 05:12:58 PM »
i learned two new words today: terpsichore and melpomene!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10797 on: May 23, 2014, 06:14:59 PM »
I want to see the Wachowski brothers direct a SNOWFLAME movie! Starring Nicholas Cage!



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10798 on: May 23, 2014, 08:46:12 PM »
Since I finished House, I started The Walking Dead.

I hope I get used to breathing through my hands...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10799 on: May 23, 2014, 09:46:56 PM »
I encountered my first customer named "Drake", today.

So hard not to start spewing Space Mutiny names at him.