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Offline Lembach

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10695 on: May 04, 2014, 12:22:22 AM »
More, give me more
Give me more

If I had a heart I could love you
If I had a voice I would sing
After the night when I wake up
I'll see what tomorrow brings


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10696 on: May 05, 2014, 09:40:55 PM »
Customer received a "New" battery made in 2008. Conversation went something like this:

Customer: I'll ponder it. I guess I was looking for a second opinion on what qualified as "Brand New". Thanks for your help.

Me: You have 26 days left to return it. Try it out and return it on day 25 if you have to. We wont send out the unmarked torment drones or anything.

Customer: Oh I've read about the drones. Cool Idea.

Me: Yeah, you didnt think we'd just use them for delivery did you? <_<    >_>

Customer: 0_0 Um.... yeah, products working just fine....

Me: That's what I THOUGHT!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10697 on: May 05, 2014, 10:17:22 PM »
I need to start planning out my activities several days in advance. I really would like to be a week minded individual.

EDIT: I just threw my phone into a dumpster. Not because it was trash, but because I was holding it in the same hand as some trash that I WAS throwing away. Man, I feel like a moron.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10698 on: May 06, 2014, 06:48:06 PM »
A bowling pin and gumball machine controlled the movie projector? I don't think this satellite was very well designed.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10699 on: May 07, 2014, 04:42:47 AM »
yes, box of cereal, i would like a free kid's t-shirt. does it come in XXXXXXXXL?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10700 on: May 07, 2014, 05:27:50 PM »


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10701 on: May 08, 2014, 10:18:10 AM »
So I'm part of a survey group for Comedy Central. They send me surveys about their shows, and I give them feedback. Today they send me a survey specifically about Archer and MST3K, which you probably know as "Not Comedy Central's Show" and "Not Comedy Central's Show Anymore" respectively.

Not getting my hopes up, but wondering what they're up to...

So this was a year ago, and they just announced that Comedy Central is going to start airing Archer reruns. I wonder if Joel was shopping his MST3K reboot back at the old network...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10702 on: May 09, 2014, 12:23:59 AM »


Well, THAT resume goes in the "Keep" stack...
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10704 on: May 09, 2014, 09:33:52 AM »
For you Bahston folks :P


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10705 on: May 09, 2014, 02:21:18 PM »
This is the darkest timeline  :'(
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10706 on: May 09, 2014, 02:25:43 PM »
This is the darkest timeline  :'(

from a friend on twitter: "Clarification: The darkest timeline is one where NBC looked at the pilot, said "let's cut our losses," and moved on."
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10707 on: May 09, 2014, 03:04:39 PM »
This is the darkest timeline  :'(

No, that would be The Man in the High Castle.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10708 on: May 09, 2014, 07:24:25 PM »
People who are anti vaccine would literally rather have dead children than a child with a disability. That's disgusting.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10709 on: May 10, 2014, 04:53:45 AM »
pigeons are just little flying bags of dicks.
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