Until today I've always read GoFlyBlind as golfybind (in my head pronounced goalfeebined). I think I have lazy dyslexia. Dyslazia.
I thought the exact same thing up until about a month ago.

I know what it is now. I see your avatar and my brain assumed your name must have something to do with gophers, so it twisted it into nonsense that sounds kind of like gopher with an L in it.