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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10560 on: April 09, 2014, 02:54:18 PM »
A cannibal is someone who's fed up with people.

Really?  I always thought cannibals couldn't get enough people.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10561 on: April 09, 2014, 03:49:53 PM »
So Ann's baby sister has been divorced for a couple of years and will be bringing her new fella to her parents house for Easter dinner. My Mother-in-law, apparently not getting enough drama from watching Days, has invited Mary (the sister)'s ex husband as well.

I suppose Easter is a family event, and that extends to Eskimo brothers.....

YIKES
FINE


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10562 on: April 09, 2014, 04:05:48 PM »
A cannibal is someone who's fed up with people.
I thought eating these was cannibalism:




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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10563 on: April 09, 2014, 05:21:46 PM »
Was the original Breakin' limited to Acoustic Boogaloo?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10564 on: April 09, 2014, 06:00:35 PM »
A cannibal is someone who's fed up with people.
I thought eating these was cannibalism:



Because you are a couch potato?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10565 on: April 09, 2014, 06:23:53 PM »
Because:

2 Herr is human.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10566 on: April 09, 2014, 07:48:21 PM »
She must be trying to get her own reality show.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10567 on: April 09, 2014, 08:19:32 PM »
So Ann's baby sister has been divorced for a couple of years and will be bringing her new fella to her parents house for Easter dinner. My Mother-in-law, apparently not getting enough drama from watching Days, has invited Mary (the sister)'s ex husband as well.

I suppose Easter is a family event, and that extends to Eskimo brothers.....
...what the fuck? Why would she invite him? And why would he GO?  Unless they had kids?

My mom is a drama addict as well, never heard of the show Days but she watches Real House Wives at least 3-4 horus a day. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10568 on: April 09, 2014, 10:09:12 PM »
I have decided to begin a niche-collection of mirror-image super villains (ie. Opposites of their superhero counterparts).

Starting with Dr. Zoom. Aka. The Reverse Flash! 

Then Sinestro. Then maybe Bizarro. Haven't gone farther than that.

It's going to take a while to collect everything. Even the most obscure villain has a bunch of action figures and comics.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10569 on: April 10, 2014, 12:36:33 AM »
Because:

2 Herr is human.

LoL I was scratching my head like 'da fuck?!' until you posted that. What a complicated way to deliver a punchline, but so worth it!  :D


edit: Oh geeze, there I go again getting the top of the page...  :speechless:
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 12:38:13 AM by Malt Dismal »


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10570 on: April 10, 2014, 03:42:49 AM »
edit: Oh geeze, there I go again getting the top of the page...  :speechless:

I hate when that happens


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10571 on: April 10, 2014, 04:46:31 AM »
So Ann's baby sister has been divorced for a couple of years and will be bringing her new fella to her parents house for Easter dinner. My Mother-in-law, apparently not getting enough drama from watching Days, has invited Mary (the sister)'s ex husband as well.

I suppose Easter is a family event, and that extends to Eskimo brothers.....
...what the fuck? Why would she invite him? And why would he GO?  Unless they had kids?

My mom is a drama addict as well, never heard of the show Days but she watches Real House Wives at least 3-4 horus a day.

Days of Our Lives

They do have kids but generally they handle that separately, because, you know, they're legally and finally seperated.

And yes "Yikes" was the reaction Ann, her other sister and I all had, kind of like how everyone is supposed to have the same reaction to the immensity of the Grand Canyon.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10572 on: April 10, 2014, 05:47:26 AM »
turn around, bright eyes.
dF = 0
d*F = J


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10573 on: April 10, 2014, 05:50:47 AM »
I really wish the rest of that musical had been written, that song is a great pre-intermission show stopper.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10574 on: April 14, 2014, 09:58:30 PM »
Tried listening to an 8 hour single file audio book, wow never again. Always going to chop it up first. Somehow managed to restart the file 4 times and last time it took about 10 minutes for the ipod to fast forward to the right place. First time I had a file without chapter stops.