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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10485 on: March 23, 2014, 08:47:43 PM »
I run into them online sometimes. Only occasionally in real life.  It's like not wanting to use a toilet or electric lights, preferring the "clean smell of nature" and "that glow you only get from fire."

Ah, well that's a bit more bucolic than "the aliens are communicating with you through it"
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10486 on: March 23, 2014, 08:50:03 PM »
The absolute best way to guarantee you will not get your way with an Amazon rep is to open with:

"Okay Lembach. This is how it's going to be....."

Okay Lembach.  This is how it's going to be...  you're going to send me the new Sailor Moon Series on DVD .... I don't care that it's airing in July, we live in a technology golden age so some how you can figure all that out.

Then I'm going to review UPS shipping instead of the product itself.

Also, you're gonna let me beta test one of your drones

Can you also tell my mom to stop calling about if I've read various celebrity biographies? I'm kind of afraid to hurt her feelings and she's sensitive.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10487 on: March 23, 2014, 08:51:00 PM »
The absolute best way to guarantee you will not get your way with an Amazon rep is to open with:

"Okay Lembach. This is how it's going to be....."

Okay Lembach.  This is how it's going to be...  you're going to send me the new Sailor Moon Series on DVD .... I don't care that it's airing in July, we live in a technology golden age so some how you can figure all that out.

Then I'm going to review UPS shipping instead of the product itself.

Also, you're gonna let me beta test one of your drones

Can you also tell my mom to stop calling about if I've read various celebrity biographies? I'm kind of afraid to hurt her feelings and she's sensitive.


DVD??  What the hell??  No one in the technology golden age watches DVDs.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10488 on: March 23, 2014, 09:05:08 PM »
I do. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10489 on: March 23, 2014, 09:09:25 PM »
Ah well, don't worry about them. More microwaves for us, that's what I say.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10490 on: March 23, 2014, 09:12:39 PM »
Ah well, don't worry about them. More microwaves for us, that's what I say.

Now I'm imagining you as some kind of microwave hoarder.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10491 on: March 23, 2014, 09:15:53 PM »
Ah well, don't worry about them. More microwaves for us, that's what I say.

Now I'm imagining you as some kind of microwave hoarder.

True story: My first live-out-of-home house had a stack of three microwave. A microwave tower.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10492 on: March 23, 2014, 09:41:26 PM »
The absolute best way to guarantee you will not get your way with an Amazon rep is to open with:

"Okay Lembach. This is how it's going to be....."

Okay Lembach.  This is how it's going to be...  you're going to send me the new Sailor Moon Series on DVD .... I don't care that it's airing in July, we live in a technology golden age so some how you can figure all that out.

Then I'm going to review UPS shipping instead of the product itself.

Also, you're gonna let me beta test one of your drones

Can you also tell my mom to stop calling about if I've read various celebrity biographies? I'm kind of afraid to hurt her feelings and she's sensitive.


DVD??  What the hell??  No one in the technology golden age watches DVDs.

Unfortunately not everything is in HD yet! These Veronica Mars DVDs are pretty shonky image quality. :(


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10493 on: March 24, 2014, 09:59:20 AM »


DVD??  What the hell??  No one in the technology golden age watches DVDs.

Haha yeah I should've said 'put it on one of those video contact lenses I keep hearing about'

Also, can we make this a thing?  Telling Lembach how it's gonna be?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10494 on: March 24, 2014, 10:09:09 AM »
Hey, you can create a thread for anything nowadays.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10495 on: March 24, 2014, 02:28:53 PM »
The absolute best way to guarantee you will not get your way with an Amazon rep is to open with:

"Okay Lembach. This is how it's going to be....."

Okay Lembach.  This is how it's going to be...  you're going to send me the new Sailor Moon Series on DVD .... I don't care that it's airing in July, we live in a technology golden age so some how you can figure all that out.

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Then I'm going to review UPS shipping instead of the product itself.

Make sure you chat in afterwards and vehemently accuse Amazon of Big Brother censorship tactics when the automated filters remove it! Please be sure to use all caps! That stresses that what you are saying is important.


Also, you're gonna let me beta test one of your drones

Well, I'm one of many employees, but I think it's rather dismissive of you to refer to me as a "drone". Nevertheless, I'll be more than happy to accommodate you. But please...be gentle.


Can you also tell my mom to stop calling about if I've read various celebrity biographies? I'm kind of afraid to hurt her feelings and she's sensitive.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10496 on: March 24, 2014, 07:51:49 PM »
Oh my god, I am laughing so much out loud right now ^^^^^
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10497 on: March 27, 2014, 08:11:38 PM »
I find I have feelings for a dead robot.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10498 on: March 28, 2014, 05:42:35 PM »
New VOD out (Terror at Tenkiller). Why no mention of it anywhere?

What are you trying to hide?????  :speechless:


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10499 on: March 28, 2014, 05:58:25 PM »
It was in the email out, along with the announcement of the YouTube live announcement of the next live show... (Sharknado)
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