Completely Random Thoughts

[Tripe]

My brother's baby should be arriving today. I've been getting messages involving phrases like "mucus plug", which is not a thing I wanted to know existed.

Yeah. Good luck UN-knowing that.

Hey now, childbirth is a miracle, a disgusting, blood drenched, pain adorned, terrifying miracle.

I love that I'm a man.

[LucasM]

Would it be inappropriate to say to Cinderella, "Hey: nice Bibbity Bobbity Boobs"?

Only if you're NOT jonesing for a protracted meeting with H.R.

I suppose it does totally depend on context... I was thinking more like if one was the prince and married to her ...it might be an endearing 'inside joke' compliment to use at times.

[Kete]

My wife despises the Valentine's candy boxes, and as a result, never buys them.  I still enjoy them, so I usually buy a small one for myself.  It kind of makes me feel like a loser.

[d00hickey]

My wife despises the Valentine's candy boxes, and as a result, never buys them.  I still enjoy them, so I usually buy a small one for myself.  It kind of makes me feel like a loser.

Yea, my dad buys my sisters and one every year. I don't know which is more sad, buying one for yourself or getting one from your dad.

[Kete]

I helped my daughter make her Valentine's box for school.

[Variety of Cells]

I helped my daughter make her Valentine's box for school.

Are you trying to marry off your daughter?  Get some boy to bring her a ring?

[RoninFox]

I helped my daughter make her Valentine's box for school.

Are you trying to marry off your daughter?  Get some boy to bring her a ring?

No, because the first boy to bring a ring gets to watch it melt in front of him, thus sending a very clear message.

[LucasM]

After my trip to Arizona, some people asked me if the National Parks there were pretty . . .

                                           . . . I said one of them is absolutely gorges!

[Quantum Vagina]

After my trip to Arizona, some people asked me if the National Parks there were pretty . . .

                                           . . . I said one of them is absolutely gorges!

Canyon-ot start a pun war?

[Lembach]

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Guess this is more random than raarrgghhhh

Stupid FCC allowing limited basic cable encryption...

It starts in 2 weeks here, next week I was going to look into ordering an HD DTA.  Come home from work yesterday and there's a box I wasn't expecting, from Comcast.  They sent out an SD DTA.  Off to the service center today and exchanged it for an HD one, pretty painless other than the half hour of driving around snowbanks.  Get that set up and activated and it's skipping the HD channels.  Go to the website and into chat, 10 or so minutes of that and the guy reprograms the box so I can get all the channels I'm supposed to.  Also fairly painless but annoying just for having to do it.

So I've got HD picture now but the power wasting, can't turn off, unnessesary box removes the surround sound, even over HDMI it only does stereo.  Was so much easier just using the QAM tuner on my TV, where I had HD and surround sound...

Ok, maybe more rargh than random after all.....

[Quantum Vagina]

Friend just told me that as far as he was concerned, I was taking medicine to become weaker. Then he justified how completely insensitive that is by telling me about his looming prison term because he's not foresighted enough to save any of his damned money.

[gbeenie]

Friend just told me that as far as he was concerned, I was taking medicine to become weaker. Then he justified how completely insensitive that is by telling me about his looming prison term because he's not foresighted enough to save any of his damned money.

Yeah, I'm gonna make the call here and assert that the second part of that pretty much negates any weight or consideration one might ever give to the first part.

Oh, and sounds like it's time to trade up in the friends department. Any moron who thinks that strength is all about how many casks of ale one can lift off the ground is unlikely to be of much use as a friend, particularly as you get older.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Now I have Worf's voice in my head saying "A warriors strength comes from within"....

[Sideswipe]

And remember, the higher...the fewer!