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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9780 on: December 31, 2013, 11:09:08 PM »
If you ever find yourself thinking you have a really lousy name, recall this:

There is a man in this world who grew up with the name Norman Kochwelp.  That's a soft O.  He pronounced it for me himself.  Poor guy.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9781 on: January 01, 2014, 12:05:11 AM »
First post of the new year on the west coast!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9782 on: January 01, 2014, 06:12:17 AM »
Should olde acquaintance be forgot?
Not unless she gives me back the $50 and the hedge-trimmer.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9783 on: January 01, 2014, 09:39:38 AM »
First post of the new year on the west coast!
my first post of the new year hung over in Mexico... :speechless:


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9784 on: January 01, 2014, 11:30:26 AM »
Ok. Enough with the food porn....

My wife makes a mean breakfast burrito, but you know what? You will NEVER see it! NEVER!

I hate phones and digital cameras, and apps, and FOOD PORN!!!!! Enough!

I would rather Murder the Entire World, than show any of you a picture of what I am eating.... And, if any of you you show me one more picture of what you are about to eat, I will destroy a puppy!

Happy New Year, tho!

Love ya's!!!!

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9785 on: January 01, 2014, 11:42:19 AM »
Well, I may.  Since you said that am I welcome anytime and your house was as good as mine!  Though, you never told me where it actually is...

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9786 on: January 01, 2014, 12:06:20 PM »
Ah, Swipe.... you know I would never hurt a puppy.... I'm just old and cantankerous... is all...

I live in Jersey, nobody should ever have to come here.... toxic and mobs and all... with the degenerate gamblers you always hafta be putting their heads in vices....

It's just work, work, work...

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9787 on: January 01, 2014, 12:10:54 PM »
I live in Jersey, nobody should ever have to come here.

I was just there for my sister's wedding (Jewish weddings > Catholic weddings). Learned about their wacky alcohol laws after trying to find some beer in two different stores.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9788 on: January 01, 2014, 12:30:54 PM »
Yah, it's weird, right? We have strange "blue laws" in Jersey about liquor. Legend has it that comes from the Gambino crew, because when Carlo went on the wagon for his wife... the whole state had to do the same. Which pissed off us Irish like you wouldn't believe!!!!!

'Course, that's why we still have full service gas stations.... because the mob boys din't want to pump their own gas...   (maybe...)

Um.... you din't hear any of that that from me....

What were we talking about?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9789 on: January 02, 2014, 06:51:38 PM »
If there is a douchier show on television than Impractical Jokers, I'd like to know.  So that I can avoid it.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9790 on: January 03, 2014, 06:54:08 PM »
Filed for unemployment today.

I feel more knowledgeable, so that is always good.  :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9791 on: January 03, 2014, 07:05:52 PM »
Liked for being positive!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9792 on: January 03, 2014, 11:17:24 PM »
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9793 on: January 04, 2014, 11:45:45 AM »
WELCOME TO THE SOUTH FACTS:
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1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

6. "Jawl-P?" means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

7. People actually grow, eat and like okra and collards.

8. "Fixinto" is one word. It means "I'm going to do that".

9. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

10. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

11. "Backwards and forwards" means I know everything about you.

12. The word "jeet" is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

13. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

14. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

15. "Ya'll" is mostly singular. "All ya'll" is always plural.

16. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

17. You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

18. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, tabasco and ketchup.

19. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

20. Everyone you meet is a: Darlin', Honey, Sugar, Baby, or Miss (first name) or Mr. (first name).

21. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

22. You know what a hissy fit is..

23. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

24. We don't need no Driver's Ed. If our Mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

25. NEVER dispute or say anything bad about Mama!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9794 on: January 04, 2014, 12:00:14 PM »
15 is inaccurate.  "Y'all" is always plural.  "All y'all" is redundant.  You will never hear an individual addressed as "y'all."  Unless the individual is large enough to be mistaken for multiple people...

You mean 21 isn't true in the north?  ;)