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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9525 on: December 09, 2013, 07:07:33 PM »
If you're ever waiting for your server to show up, say the words "erogenous zones". That'll get them to appear instantly. :-[


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9526 on: December 09, 2013, 07:36:52 PM »
If you're ever waiting for your server to show up, say the words "erogenous zones". That'll get them to appear instantly. :-[

Pray, elucidate. I would know more of this ritual.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9527 on: December 09, 2013, 07:39:50 PM »
If you're ever waiting for your server to show up, say the words "erogenous zones". That'll get them to appear instantly. :-[

Pray, elucidate. I would know more of this ritual.
Well, I was out with a friend, and the conversation turned to sex chat about stuff. We were the only people in the section, so we just started talking about it. I said those words, and INSTANTLY, the waitress appeared to take our plates away. :-[


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9528 on: December 09, 2013, 07:41:24 PM »
It could have been worse.  At least you were using a clinical term.

She's probably heard much much worse as part of her daily routine.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9529 on: December 09, 2013, 07:45:02 PM »
http://www.vogue.co.uk/

Go there and use the Konami code, and keep pressing A. I've been doing it for like 5 minutes.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9530 on: December 09, 2013, 07:47:31 PM »
If you're ever waiting for your server to show up, say the words "erogenous zones". That'll get them to appear instantly. :-[

Pray, elucidate. I would know more of this ritual.
Well, I was out with a friend, and the conversation turned to sex chat about stuff. We were the only people in the section, so we just started talking about it. I said those words, and INSTANTLY, the waitress appeared to take our plates away. :-[

Oh! I thought you were playing an MMORPG and this somehow got you in faster!

*You are number 75242334 in queue.*

"Erogenous Zones!"

*Logging in now*

I didn't get the frowny face. This is usually a good thing.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9531 on: December 09, 2013, 09:20:31 PM »
>:( There!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9532 on: December 09, 2013, 09:32:41 PM »
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I didn't get the frowny face. This is usually a good thing.

>:( There!

[Psst... I think by "get" he meant "understand" not "receive".]
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9533 on: December 09, 2013, 09:45:00 PM »
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I didn't get the frowny face. This is usually a good thing.

>:( There!

[Psst... I think by "get" he meant "understand" not "receive".]
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9534 on: December 10, 2013, 02:34:12 PM »
I just now noticed how awesome RVR II's gif is. Took me a while.

(I love how it cuts away right before Scorpion kicks that kid in the face.)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9535 on: December 10, 2013, 03:00:35 PM »
I'm not surprised someone already thought of zombie rats.  I despise them alive but undead is even worse.

The original screenplay for Land of The Dead had zombie rats.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9536 on: December 10, 2013, 03:03:11 PM »
I was always annoyed that wasn't titled 'Dusk of the Dead' because it seemed like the natural evolution of the title. Land is just a complete departure from tradition, in terms of title continuity.

Although I suppose it's still better than 'Dead Reckoning.'
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9537 on: December 10, 2013, 04:47:11 PM »
I have no life whatsoever.
Sorry to hear that. Although it is funny how it fits with your avatar.

It doesn't mean I won't have one in the future, just currently one doesn't exist. Hopefully I get one during my Spring '14 term, but as long as I'm productive and work towards my goals that's all that really matters I suppose.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9538 on: December 10, 2013, 06:27:37 PM »
I was always annoyed that wasn't titled 'Dusk of the Dead' because it seemed like the natural evolution of the title. Land is just a complete departure from tradition, in terms of title continuity.

Hmmm... instead of 'Dusk of the Dead', maybe 'Twilight of the Dead' ... followed by 'New Moon of the Dead' ... then maybe 'Eclipse of the Dead' ... then a prequel 'Breaking Dawn of the Dead' that Romero would think was so good he had to break it into two parts.

Naaaaaah... all the zombies would have to be emo teens for that to work....
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9539 on: December 10, 2013, 06:43:43 PM »
And of course Solstice of the Dead, how delightful the zombies would look in their Santa hats.