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Offline goflyblind

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9465 on: November 30, 2013, 06:22:46 PM »


lookit our plastic, rainbow-coloured money.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9466 on: November 30, 2013, 06:32:38 PM »
It's a fact that 90% of printed money in the US contains some amount of cocaine residue.

I imagine canadian money just has powdered sugar from Timbits.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9467 on: November 30, 2013, 09:02:44 PM »


lookit our plastic, rainbow-coloured money.
I like the way they put Einstein on the $20.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9468 on: November 30, 2013, 10:33:18 PM »
I think I read somewhere that scratching the maple leaf made the money smell like syrup, but I've no idea if that's true. It sounds fake, though.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9469 on: December 01, 2013, 01:19:58 AM »


lookit our plastic, rainbow-coloured money.

Ah, so that's what Weird Al meant by "stupid Monopoly money". Wow, you really can't take that seriously at all.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9470 on: December 01, 2013, 03:31:32 AM »
I asked my co-worker, Ariel, if "it's always better down where it's wetter".

He asked me to never ask that question again.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9472 on: December 01, 2013, 08:55:19 PM »


lookit our plastic, rainbow-coloured money.

Ah, so that's what Weird Al meant by "stupid Monopoly money". Wow, you really can't take that seriously at all.

We didn't have that when I left.  SHIT, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO CANADA!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9473 on: December 01, 2013, 09:57:56 PM »


lookit our plastic, rainbow-coloured money.

Ah, so that's what Weird Al meant by "stupid Monopoly money". Wow, you really can't take that seriously at all.

We didn't have that when I left.  SHIT, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO CANADA!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9474 on: December 01, 2013, 10:02:27 PM »


lookit our plastic, rainbow-coloured money.

Ah, so that's what Weird Al meant by "stupid Monopoly money". Wow, you really can't take that seriously at all.

We didn't have that when I left.  SHIT, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO CANADA!
Said no one ever.

Boy, that's weird. As far as I can tell, everyone wants to go to Canada.

Also, isn't Monopoly money paper? We say that about American money.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9475 on: December 01, 2013, 10:13:15 PM »
I've never thought too seriously about moving to Canada, only because the idea of changing citizenship sounds like a huge expensive hassle.  If I had the means, I think I'd at least give it a good amount of thought.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9476 on: December 01, 2013, 10:46:00 PM »
I actually love Canada, spent some time in Calgary and BC as a kid and really liked it. That was just a joke.   


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9477 on: December 01, 2013, 11:33:29 PM »
Yeah, the US sucks.  Anyone with the means and desire should absolutely leave.  Canada, if they so choose, or N Korea for Dennis Rodman, or Cuba for Sean Penn and Michael Moore.

Yes, get out of this shithole country.  You deserve better.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9478 on: December 01, 2013, 11:42:45 PM »
Nobody said that.  Not even close.  I don't hate living in the United States, but I've known several people who've lived in or visited Canada and were very positive about it.  Considering, hypothetically, the possibility of living outside the US is not the same thing as saying the US sucks.

Edit:  Okay, maybe it was Im dissing the 2nd ammendment that prompted your reaction, but it is still an overreaction.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #9479 on: December 02, 2013, 01:31:20 AM »
I would probably be pretty happy living in Canada, a lot of Europe, and many other places for that mater but I do love living in US. There is a lot about the US I don't like, some stuff I despise, but for the most part I think it's probably one of the best places on earth to live. Obviously I'm incredibly biased do to the fact I've lived here my whole life.