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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8595 on: September 20, 2013, 09:05:02 PM »
Today, some girl from Kansas sent me a text message. I told her she had the wrong number, and she kept asking me questions. After she asked me if I was in school, I told her, "Nope, I'm not allowed within 1000 feet of a School Zone." Silly me, thinking that would deter her. Next, she asked me how old I was. I responded with a picture of Nic Cage, told her I was 49, and looking for people to help me steal the Declaration of Independence, and if she wanted to join me, that'd be fine.

I'm thinking of sending her pictures of Nic Cage every day and constantly reminding her that the offer to help me in my caper is open, should she change her mind.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8596 on: September 20, 2013, 11:27:03 PM »
...have it a 'graveyard' for the actual one, and have it 'Geoquitties'

I think I like this one best.  Thanks Lucas, and everyone else, for the ideas.  I love a good brainstorming session.


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« Reply #8597 on: September 21, 2013, 03:23:10 AM »
...have it a 'graveyard' for the actual one, and have it 'Geoquitties'

I think I like this one best.  Thanks Lucas, and everyone else, for the ideas.  I love a good brainstorming session.

You're welcome.  That was actually my favorite of the ones I came up with, too. :)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8598 on: September 21, 2013, 03:53:00 AM »
...have it a 'graveyard' for the actual one, and have it 'Geoquitties'

I think I like this one best.  Thanks Lucas, and everyone else, for the ideas.  I love a good brainstorming session.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8599 on: September 21, 2013, 10:16:08 AM »
As a kid, my brother Walter and I were both really into Legos, like many kids are.  We were into space Legos.  My brother collected all the Blacktron Legoes, and I had the M-Trons.  I miss our Lego collections.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8600 on: September 21, 2013, 11:30:22 AM »
I need to get thin and start dressing up as Slenderman. Then I'll go to random Halloween parties I haven't been invited to and freak people the fuck out.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8601 on: September 21, 2013, 11:43:29 AM »
You'll want to get some stilts.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8602 on: September 21, 2013, 12:06:05 PM »
It works!  I've been getting a lot more attention from the opposite sex and I've only lost 12 pounds so far. 

Especially from the younger guys.  And the young black guys.  They love the big booty.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8603 on: September 21, 2013, 12:17:06 PM »
I also need to lose weight because I hate myself. But dressing up as Slenderman is a healthier reason to do it.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8604 on: September 21, 2013, 12:31:10 PM »
I don't want the additional attention from guys. Also, my desire to be slenderman pales in comparison to QV's.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8605 on: September 21, 2013, 02:19:19 PM »
I do exercise to be sexy (I'm happily married but who doesn't like to be sexy?)

Most of the weights loss and toning I have comes from using a medicine ball and a wooden jian, both of which are easy to obtain, give those a go Dan and whatever tiny birth canal's name is.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8606 on: September 21, 2013, 02:43:20 PM »
I use a band and that sucker is impossible to break.  You can work every muscle with it.  Just finished a set while watching Master Ninja 2.

Alternate between cardio and strength sometimes do both.  Tired, but feel good.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8607 on: September 21, 2013, 04:53:48 PM »
I have two personal trainers. I think I need them to start talking to each....assuming I ever want to use my arms again.  :o
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8608 on: September 22, 2013, 02:59:54 AM »
(moved to exercise thread)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8609 on: September 22, 2013, 12:06:56 PM »
深夜の多国籍軍もるたいきませんかーーーーーーー 特にナイトさん、そうそこのあなた!ほかにもぼしゅうしてるよ!

So that's a line from the shout channel on Final Fantasy 11.  I just installed the Asian fonts on my computer so I can read those off the web site that collects those.  I thought Google Translate would help me understand what the Japanese players were saying once I could copy and paste.  It turns out that doesn't help.  Google translate says that the above is:

Knight's especially ーーーーーーー Do not go, you there so multinational force of late night that was! I'm also looking for the other!
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