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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8535 on: September 14, 2013, 08:40:52 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8536 on: September 16, 2013, 05:37:05 PM »
Not sure if my problems at work are causing my depression, or if my depression is causing me problems at work.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8537 on: September 16, 2013, 09:01:29 PM »
You ever just wonder at all the breeds of dogs that humans have selectively bred over the last 33,000–36,000 years and think:

"If we ever uplift them to our level of intelligence, we have a lot to answer for."?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8538 on: September 17, 2013, 12:00:36 AM »
Not sure if my problems at work are causing my depression, or if my depression is causing me problems at work.

First one. Work is to blame for everything.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8539 on: September 17, 2013, 04:52:16 AM »
Not sure if my problems at work are causing my depression, or if my depression is causing me problems at work.

First one. Work is to blame for everything.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8540 on: September 17, 2013, 05:05:41 PM »
Somebody in Hong Kong asked me to send them a postcard about what I think the meaning of "white" is.  It's on this postcard sharing website I belong to.  They don't speak good English, so I don't think that is really what they want me to talk about but I did anyway.  I managed to end up talking about "Walter White" which made it pretty epic.  This is the postcard:
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8541 on: September 17, 2013, 05:37:03 PM »
You ever just wonder at all the breeds of dogs that humans have selectively bred over the last 33,000–36,000 years and think:

"If we ever uplift them to our level of intelligence, we have a lot to answer for."?
On a similar thought: how long will it be until the only deer left are ones with genes that cause them to NOT wait by the roadside and then jump in front of your car.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8542 on: September 17, 2013, 05:53:08 PM »
You ever just wonder at all the breeds of dogs that humans have selectively bred over the last 33,000–36,000 years and think:

"If we ever uplift them to our level of intelligence, we have a lot to answer for."?
On a similar thought: how long will it be until the only deer left are ones with genes that cause them to NOT wait by the roadside and then jump in front of your car.

well, that's learned behaviour not genetics. so: never.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8543 on: September 17, 2013, 05:57:58 PM »
You ever just wonder at all the breeds of dogs that humans have selectively bred over the last 33,000–36,000 years and think:

"If we ever uplift them to our level of intelligence, we have a lot to answer for."?
On a similar thought: how long will it be until the only deer left are ones with genes that cause them to NOT wait by the roadside and then jump in front of your car.

well, that's learned behaviour not genetics. so: never.
No see, that's just what we want you to think.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8544 on: September 17, 2013, 05:59:02 PM »
You ever just wonder at all the breeds of dogs that humans have selectively bred over the last 33,000–36,000 years and think:

"If we ever uplift them to our level of intelligence, we have a lot to answer for."?
On a similar thought: how long will it be until the only deer left are ones with genes that cause them to NOT wait by the roadside and then jump in front of your car.

well, that's learned behaviour not genetics. so: never.
No see, that's just what we want you to think.

wait, you're a deer? ???
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8545 on: September 17, 2013, 06:10:41 PM »
Doesn't matter. Deer are horrible creatures and, much like raptors, should all be destroyed.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8546 on: September 17, 2013, 06:23:35 PM »
On a similar thought: how long will it be until the only deer left are ones with genes that cause them to NOT wait by the roadside and then jump in front of your car.

Until the socially active deer making political statements over the encroachment of man into their habitats cease their activities, and those deer depressed over that encroachment receive proper treatment, the suicide rate among deer will simply not decline.  An unfortunate truth.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8547 on: September 17, 2013, 06:24:52 PM »
Doesn't matter. Deer are horrible creatures and, much like raptors, should all be destroyed.
^^^ THIS! This, a million times!

I know deer are just animals, but I've never understood how they could have natural instincts to keep them wary of bears, and yet aren't afraid of the huge, roaring, fast running monster with glowing eyes that smells like gasoline and motor oil!



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8548 on: September 17, 2013, 06:25:03 PM »
Doesn't matter. Deer are horrible creatures and, much like raptors, should all be destroyed.
Aww they're doing a huge exhibit of dinosaur skeletons at one of the science museums near me and every time I look at the Utah raptor I wish I could pet a live one.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8549 on: September 17, 2013, 06:40:18 PM »
You ever just wonder at all the breeds of dogs that humans have selectively bred over the last 33,000–36,000 years and think:

"If we ever uplift them to our level of intelligence, we have a lot to answer for."?
On a similar thought: how long will it be until the only deer left are ones with genes that cause them to NOT wait by the roadside and then jump in front of your car.

well, that's learned behaviour not genetics. so: never.
No see, that's just what we want you to think.

wait, you're a deer? ???
Don't be silly.  Deer cannot type on keyboards.... yet.

I'm a geneticist breeding deer to perform behaviors that annoy humans.