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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8295 on: September 03, 2013, 02:22:15 PM »
I thought that Amazon covered stuff like that.  I had an issue with a stolen package, and I swear that Amazon paid for it.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8296 on: September 03, 2013, 04:04:06 PM »
I thought that Amazon covered stuff like that.  I had an issue with a stolen package, and I swear that Amazon paid for it.

They do. They will replace or refund anything within a certain buffer after the shipment is due. But you can call USPS, UPS, FedEx, or whatever, and they will verify whether or not it went to the correct address. Did you know many times, the "Delivered" status is in error? Frequently. They jump the gun. They go "Yeah, I got this.", mark it as delivered, and then get overwhelmed or forget. 75% of the time, that's the issue and people get their stuff a little late. But it's easier to call and yell at Amazon than the United States Postal Service.

Amazon replaces items lost by shippers as a courtesy (To a point. Mysteriously not get your item a couple times and you will receive a request to do business elsewhere. So sorry. It's not you. It's us.). Once it's in the hands of a shipper, and especially if that shipper says the item is delivered, Amazon's hands are clean.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8297 on: September 03, 2013, 05:15:41 PM »
You don't eat at a restaurant, then get wasted at a bar, puke your drunken guts out, then go back to the restaurant and demand another meal because you lost yours.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8298 on: September 03, 2013, 05:17:37 PM »
One joke at dinner with my two teenage sons turned into an entire comedy scenario tonight. "Starch Trek".


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8299 on: September 03, 2013, 05:31:40 PM »
One joke at dinner with my two teenage sons turned into an entire comedy scenario tonight. "Starch Trek".

With the Starchship Entréeprise?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8300 on: September 03, 2013, 10:25:10 PM »
So Ariel Casto killed himself.  Shame.  I was hoping he would be facing many years of rape in prison.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8301 on: September 04, 2013, 02:22:05 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8302 on: September 04, 2013, 02:44:40 AM »
So Ariel Casto killed himself.  Shame.  I was hoping he would be facing many years of rape in prison.

If I were facing the remaining decades of myself behind bars, I might off myself, too. But, I'd also never do what that monster did.

I agree, though, I was hoping he'd rot for a good long while.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8303 on: September 04, 2013, 02:51:07 AM »
So Ariel Casto killed himself.  Shame.  I was hoping he would be facing many years of rape in prison.

If I were facing the remaining decades of myself behind bars, I might off myself, too. But, I'd also never do what that monster did.

I agree, though, I was hoping he'd rot for a good long while.

His sentence is now Death plus 1,000 years.  I'm okay with that.  If there was a way to erase what he did, that'd be better, for now I can settle for the fact that he won't do it again, and maybe seeing how a life of prison ahead of him made him into a whimpering coward might steer others away from trying to follow him.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8304 on: September 04, 2013, 03:40:48 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8305 on: September 04, 2013, 06:04:45 AM »
So Ariel Casto killed himself.  Shame.  I was hoping he would be facing many years of rape in prison.

If I were facing the remaining decades of myself behind bars, I might off myself, too. But, I'd also never do what that monster did.

I can't be the only one who fantasizes about going to prison. Just think of all the reading you could get done! You could learn a new language or take up a new trade. I could finally get my GED.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8306 on: September 04, 2013, 06:08:32 AM »
So Ariel Casto killed himself.  Shame.  I was hoping he would be facing many years of rape in prison.
Nah, He did the taxpayers a favor :o


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8307 on: September 04, 2013, 06:09:10 AM »
So Ariel Casto killed himself.  Shame.  I was hoping he would be facing many years of rape in prison.

If I were facing the remaining decades of myself behind bars, I might off myself, too. But, I'd also never do what that monster did.

I can't be the only one who fantasizes about going to prison. Just think of all the reading you could get done! You could learn a new language or take up a new trade. I could finally get my GED.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8308 on: September 04, 2013, 06:11:30 AM »
How could I forget about that?!  See....Tripe's with me on this one.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #8309 on: September 04, 2013, 06:18:16 AM »
Wait, did I spell that right?