Completely Random Thoughts

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Was shaving this morning and I noticed my phone screen turned on and was obviously doing things by itself, I watched as it opened up the browser and set Thrifty's avatar as its wallpaper. This is the same device that takes it upon itself to interpret Jemmy's barks as really filthy Google searches in Arabic, I might need an exorcism app.

 Or your shaver is trying to tell you something...  I'm assuming it's an electric shaver making a lot of noise, if not then get a new blade!

[Tripe]

Nope six-bladed razor, no noise at all.

[RVR II]

A Spanish-speaking customer with a valid Washington state drivers license got a ticket for $237.50 last month for driving without a South Carolina drivers license (cause he lives and works here but can't get a SC license cause of his immigration status) and failed to appear in court 3 days ago so now he's probably in contempt of court and will probably have his valid Washington drivers license suspended.
Nice going bro!

[Space version 2.0]

And on my fifth night of working at the post office the building was evacuated due to a suspicious package..

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

Happy birthday to me, in a week anyway, the gifts are coming in.

First one is a Amazon gift card.  Gonna go pick up Josh Way's shorts DVDs.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

I can't find my flippin remote control.  How am i supposed to be able to operate my TV?

[Lembach]

I can't find my flippin remote control.  How am i supposed to be able to operate my TV?

(For when you do find it)

http://www.amazon.com/Wireless-Transmitter-Receivers-Locator-Batteries/dp/B0050VGZLM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366246852&sr=8-1&keywords=remote+control+finder

[goflyblind]

go go gadget laziness.

[Kete]

Haven't seen wurwolf for a little while.  Let's see what happens when I do this:

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

been on phone most of the day doing research calls and making appointments to have my eyes examined.

My doctor boss is paying me extra to go to these appointments to see how other doctors do the work and how much they charge.  Had no idea doctors did this.  Good idea though.

[Tripe]

That's right, Anchorman 2 is filming now!

Oh, right, I was like "Young(ish) David Crosby?"

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

Also good thing I dont work for an abortion doc.   Getting preggers over and over would suck.

[Tripe]

Also good thing I dont work for an abortion doc.   Getting preggers over and over would suck.

[Tripe]

Lay off Im; J-T-T doesn't want to be the butt of your jokes.

[Lembach]

Also good thing I dont work for an abortion doc.   Getting preggers over and over would suck.

Or a Proctologist. That would bring an unwelcome twist to "Bring Your Husband To Work Day" for sure.