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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7485 on: April 13, 2013, 10:05:38 AM »
Was shaving this morning and I noticed my phone screen turned on and was obviously doing things by itself, I watched as it opened up the browser and set Thrifty's avatar as its wallpaper. This is the same device that takes it upon itself to interpret Jemmy's barks as really filthy Google searches in Arabic, I might need an exorcism app.

 Or your shaver is trying to tell you something...  I'm assuming it's an electric shaver making a lot of noise, if not then get a new blade!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7486 on: April 13, 2013, 10:08:02 AM »
Nope six-bladed razor, no noise at all. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7487 on: April 15, 2013, 11:37:33 AM »
A Spanish-speaking customer with a valid Washington state drivers license got a ticket for $237.50 last month for driving without a South Carolina drivers license (cause he lives and works here but can't get a SC license cause of his immigration status) and failed to appear in court 3 days ago so now he's probably in contempt of court and will probably have his valid Washington drivers license suspended.
Nice going bro! ::)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7488 on: April 15, 2013, 11:09:23 PM »
And on my fifth night of working at the post office the building was evacuated due to a suspicious package..


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7489 on: April 16, 2013, 03:43:10 PM »
Happy birthday to me, in a week anyway, the gifts are coming in.

First one is a Amazon gift card.  Gonna go pick up Josh Way's shorts DVDs.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7490 on: April 17, 2013, 05:57:03 PM »
I can't find my flippin remote control.  How am i supposed to be able to operate my TV?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7491 on: April 17, 2013, 06:01:43 PM »


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7492 on: April 18, 2013, 05:01:11 AM »
go go gadget laziness.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7493 on: April 18, 2013, 09:24:40 AM »
Haven't seen wurwolf for a little while.  Let's see what happens when I do this:



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7494 on: April 18, 2013, 11:23:58 AM »
been on phone most of the day doing research calls and making appointments to have my eyes examined.

My doctor boss is paying me extra to go to these appointments to see how other doctors do the work and how much they charge.  Had no idea doctors did this.  Good idea though.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7495 on: April 18, 2013, 11:28:23 AM »
That's right, Anchorman 2 is filming now!
Oh, right, I was like "Young(ish) David Crosby?"


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7496 on: April 18, 2013, 12:05:28 PM »
Also good thing I dont work for an abortion doc.   Getting preggers over and over would suck.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7497 on: April 18, 2013, 12:10:57 PM »
Also good thing I dont work for an abortion doc.   Getting preggers over and over would suck.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7498 on: April 18, 2013, 12:17:34 PM »
Lay off Im; J-T-T doesn't want to be the butt of your jokes.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7499 on: April 18, 2013, 04:17:44 PM »
Also good thing I dont work for an abortion doc.   Getting preggers over and over would suck.

Or a Proctologist. That would bring an unwelcome twist to "Bring Your Husband To Work Day" for sure.