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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7335 on: March 30, 2013, 04:50:30 PM »
I think he probably would very much like to shag you.

I mean, have a lovely and beautiful blossoming of your friendship, but also to shag you.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7336 on: March 30, 2013, 05:03:26 PM »
I love that word shag.  Sounds so much classier than American version. 
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7337 on: March 30, 2013, 05:10:53 PM »
I love that word shag.  Sounds so much classier than American version.

It's got to beat the Australian version...  :-[
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7338 on: March 30, 2013, 05:23:34 PM »
Imrahil, I can't use the quote button but I find fuck and screw quite tasteless when it comes to terms for sex.  Nor do I like bumping uglies or boot knocking.   Root is interesting though.  May have to add that one to my vocab
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7339 on: March 30, 2013, 05:33:39 PM »
We could also have gone with:

"He wants to celebrate your long term affection for one another with a bit of rumpy-pumpy" :)

I don't think he's likely to attempt to initiate anything, especially since he knows about your boyf but his fantasy version of dinner probably does go off with a bonk.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7340 on: March 30, 2013, 05:36:32 PM »
A lot of the time I have no idea what you're saying when you use a British-ism, but I got all that and found the entire post hilarious. :)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7341 on: March 30, 2013, 06:11:33 PM »
so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7342 on: March 30, 2013, 06:15:15 PM »
yeah...I'm just joking around. Again, I like the clicky sound :D


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7343 on: March 30, 2013, 06:16:19 PM »
Yeah, "It's carpet made from pubes?" might be a response. Or something funnier.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7344 on: March 30, 2013, 06:28:12 PM »
Imrahil, I can't use the quote button
Before you do anything, scroll down the the "quick reply" and on the upper left, minimize it. You are then free to quote.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7345 on: March 30, 2013, 06:29:48 PM »
"Bonk" sounds childish but meets the same need as the f word where I come from.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7346 on: March 30, 2013, 06:31:36 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7347 on: March 30, 2013, 06:32:08 PM »
so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.
Except we would never use it in a pejorative manner.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7348 on: March 30, 2013, 06:38:29 PM »
so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.
Except we would never use it in a pejorative manner.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #7349 on: March 30, 2013, 06:39:53 PM »
so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.

Despite what others are saying, when I read it I interpreted it like, "fuck it [I hate the stuff]".


With what others have done in subsequent posts, you may have started what could be a new 'Games' thread: "Finish This Interchange" in which people provide an interchange where the last line is left off, and subsequent posters provide their own punch line for it.  :)  Seems to me that could provide some things that would be pretty funny.  You could, actually, start it with this set-up.

For this, my 'finished interchange' would be (to emphasize what your intent was, and to emphasize the sexual innuendo in addition):

English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet!
English guy: yeah yeah... I agree with you: I went with hardwood, myself.
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