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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6690 on: December 12, 2012, 06:20:40 PM »
Today is the last 'repeating' date we will see in our lifetime. 
Speak for yourself, I intend to be a first adopted at electronic personality replication based immortality.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6691 on: December 12, 2012, 07:33:08 PM »
Today is the last 'repeating' date we will see in our lifetime.  When using two digits for each, today's date is 12-12-12.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6692 on: December 13, 2012, 05:15:30 AM »
all i want for christmas is mariah carey, circa 1994.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6693 on: December 13, 2012, 05:24:32 AM »
I remember saying that, but it was 1989, 14 year-old me would have loved to have unwrapped her on the 25th.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6694 on: December 13, 2012, 06:11:30 AM »
See those "shrieks" had a place in what Christmas morning '89 would have included. Alas.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6695 on: December 13, 2012, 03:11:21 PM »
Had another vivid, weird dream, but I didn't die in this one

In this one I'm making love to woman, and I'm straight, I could feel everything.  Then she gets on top and I look down and I'm a man!  Then she uses a camera and starts taking pictures of the coupling.

I've never had such vivid dreams in my life.  what the hell?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6696 on: December 13, 2012, 03:30:14 PM »
See those "shrieks" had a place in what Christmas morning '89 would have included. Alas.

If her husband is to be believed, it very well could have- but in maybe a creepier way than one might hope. :^)

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6697 on: December 13, 2012, 04:12:02 PM »
Had another vivid, weird dream, but I didn't die in this one

In this one I'm making love to woman, and I'm straight, I could feel everything.  Then she gets on top and I look down and I'm a man!  Then she uses a camera and starts taking pictures of the coupling.

I've never had such vivid dreams in my life.  what the hell?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6698 on: December 13, 2012, 04:34:14 PM »
Do you use it to rough up countless lady bits and pee standing up?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6699 on: December 13, 2012, 05:35:05 PM »
Do you use it to rough up countless lady bits and pee standing up?

No, probably just as a tripod leg.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6700 on: December 13, 2012, 08:50:17 PM »
I don't care what people say, Adam Sandler is not funny.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6701 on: December 14, 2012, 02:39:50 AM »
How come when you toss a fork into the dishwasher, and it meets up and settles right up against another fork for its full length...

          ...that it would be described as 'spooning'?

I mean... really... in broad daylight, out in public...

              ...they're still obviously forking.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6702 on: December 14, 2012, 09:48:34 AM »


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6703 on: December 14, 2012, 09:56:41 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6704 on: December 14, 2012, 11:28:21 AM »
Especially funny if you watch both shows.

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