Completely Random Thoughts

[Lembach]

I just hate dealing with these Lightning Deals.

"The Lightning deal said if I bought the Xbox now, and then bought 1 game at full price, a 2nd game at 3/4 price, and a 3rd game at 5/8th price, then I would get a $10 promo on the order, and another $20 promo issued for a future order if I sacrificed a goat to Ba'al in the light of a full moon, and a $5 mp3 credit issued if I pushed the button on a black box presented by a disfigured man. My question is: if a train leaves Cincinnati at 8pm central time, what time would my package arrive in Pittsburgh?" 

So.....you live in Pittsburgh?

No, I work for Amazon. Sometimes I get claims like this.

[Starman!]

I just hate dealing with these Lightning Deals.

"The Lightning deal said if I bought the Xbox now, and then bought 1 game at full price, a 2nd game at 3/4 price, and a 3rd game at 5/8th price, then I would get a $10 promo on the order, and another $20 promo issued for a future order if I sacrificed a goat to Ba'al in the light of a full moon, and a $5 mp3 credit issued if I pushed the button on a black box presented by a disfigured man. My question is: if a train leaves Cincinnati at 8pm central time, what time would my package arrive in Pittsburgh?" 

No, I work for Amazon. Sometimes I get claims like this.

So.....you live in Pittsburgh?

Oh, gotcha. That shit sounds annoying.

[D.B. Barnes]

Time really does fly when you're having fun. I mean, it doesn't like, literally
fly around and shit, but it goes by really fucking fast.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

Sad that Larry Hagman died.

But he lived a long life and cheated death many a time

RIP Larry

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Sad that Larry Hagman died.

But he lived a long life and cheated death many a time

RIP Larry

He would have lived longer if he hadn't killed his liver with alcohol.

I never watched Dallas, but when I was a kid I always watched I Dream Of Gennie whenever it was on in reruns.

[RVR II]

It's a cold Sunday morning and I've been up since 7am for some reason..
I should be sleeping in!

[bta]

It's a cold Sunday morning and I've been up since 7am for some reason..
I should be sleeping in!

Cold here too...I woke up at 5 cuz I'm stupid too.

[Lembach]

It's a cold Sunday morning and I've been up since 7am for some reason..
I should be sleeping in!

Cold here too...I woke up at 5 cuz I'm stupid too.

Waking up at 5am to discover you can crawl back under the covers and sleep in is a glorious thing.

[goflyblind]

i regularly get up at five. is that abnormal?

[bta]

i regularly get up at five. is that abnormal?

Yes...you are evil.

[goflyblind]

i regularly get up at five. is that abnormal?

Yes...you are evil.

finally.

[Relaxing Dragon]

I heard a bit of that Gangnam Style song today, but couldn't place it. Then I realized it was because this was the first time I'd ever actually heard that song at all. Somehow, over the course of the last 4+ months, I'd never once listened to the song in any capacity, only saw constant pictures and videos of people doing the dance. I wasn't trying to avoid it or anything like that, it just never came up in my day-to-day life. I don't know what that says about the wavelength I normally operate on when it comes to modern pop culture. Maybe I'm just overthinking things.

[wurwolf]

It says you have good taste.

[Starman!]

It says you had good taste.

Fixed.

[mrbasehart]

I'd never heard Gangam Style until I saw that American Music Awards thing with him and MC Hammer.  The performance was awesome, but it's still kinda surprising just how popular the whole thing has been.