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Offline The Lurker

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6375 on: October 18, 2012, 09:15:34 PM »
Looks like Disney's streaming episodes of the 90s Gargoyle series.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6376 on: October 18, 2012, 09:22:26 PM »
Growing up, I always assumed my parents were always tired because they were older than me, and older people get tired easily. Now that I've spent a few months doing the parenthood thing, it strikes me:

No. That was all my fault. :^)

And isn't it funny how we protested when we were told to go take a nap?  We thought they just wanted us out of their hair. But they knew we were tired. We literally screamed and kicked ourselves to exhaustion.

Now I would kill for someone to order me to take a nap.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6377 on: October 18, 2012, 11:40:39 PM »
TAKE A FUCKIN NAP, RIGHT NOW!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6378 on: October 18, 2012, 11:48:53 PM »
TAKE A FUCKIN NAP, RIGHT NOW!



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6379 on: October 18, 2012, 11:55:52 PM »
Then go kill kim kardashian.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6380 on: October 19, 2012, 01:36:07 PM »
Then go kill kim kardashian.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6381 on: October 19, 2012, 01:38:26 PM »
Remember to video that last bit, it's a career booster!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6382 on: October 20, 2012, 01:39:52 PM »
‎"You remind me of a movie guy, like, a director?" says the flaxen haired moppet standing next to me as I look at the second-hand camera case.
"Oh?" I reply "Which one?"
Kid: "Um, he did ~Transformers~..."
Me: "......."


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6383 on: October 20, 2012, 02:09:20 PM »
‎"You remind me of a movie guy, like, a director?" says the flaxen haired moppet standing next to me as I look at the second-hand camera case.
"Oh?" I reply "Which one?"
Kid: "Um, he did ~Transformers~..."
Me: "......."

I can see it:



Perfect match.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6384 on: October 20, 2012, 05:31:34 PM »
He might have been thinking of this guy:


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6385 on: October 21, 2012, 12:43:50 PM »
overheard on the bus: "if i was six in 2004, i'd be like twelve now. thanks for making me ten years younger." :speechless:
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6386 on: October 23, 2012, 01:51:10 AM »
I get bad insomnia the first day off, now that I'm working graveyard shift.  Can't sleep, even with a respectable amount of Jack Daniels in my system.

I spent the last hour figuring out what I believe are the top five most depressing songs of all time...

5.  I Started a Joke - The Bee Gees

4.  Without You - Harry Nilson

3.  Honey - Bobby Goldsborough

2.  The Cat's In The Cradle - Harry Chapin
(We get it, you feel guilty because you didn't play catch with your kid.  Tell it to your fuckin' therapist.)

1.  Alone Again, Naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan
(Verse one: Stood up at the alter, contemplating suicide.  Verse two:  Spiralling into depression over verse one, beginning to doubt the existence of God.  Verse three:  Apparently concerned about the dark tone of the first two verses, O'Sullivan decides to spend the last one singing about the death of his parents.  Seriously, the fuck, man?)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6387 on: October 23, 2012, 08:59:50 AM »
Ever hear Old Shep by Elvis?

I get bad insomnia the first day off, now that I'm working graveyard shift.  Can't sleep, even with a respectable amount of Jack Daniels in my system.

I spent the last hour figuring out what I believe are the top five most depressing songs of all time...

5.  I Started a Joke - The Bee Gees

4.  Without You - Harry Nilson

3.  Honey - Bobby Goldsborough

2.  The Cat's In The Cradle - Harry Chapin
(We get it, you feel guilty because you didn't play catch with your kid.  Tell it to your fuckin' therapist.)

1.  Alone Again, Naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan
(Verse one: Stood up at the alter, contemplating suicide.  Verse two:  Spiralling into depression over verse one, beginning to doubt the existence of God.  Verse three:  Apparently concerned about the dark tone of the first two verses, O'Sullivan decides to spend the last one singing about the death of his parents.  Seriously, the fuck, man?)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6388 on: October 23, 2012, 01:11:27 PM »
Has anyone noticed that the only time anything I write gets a "like" from two members of this forum, regardless of content or subject, is when someone disagrees with me about it.  I used to think it was humorous, but now I think it's a little sad.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6389 on: October 23, 2012, 01:40:01 PM »
Had a dream last night which took the form of an extended length trailer for a movie in which Russell Brand at his most annoyingly coc-er-ney chappiesque was in conflict with a super-intelligent crocodile. Not sure what lead to that but hopefully I don;t have the power of prophecy.