Completely Random Thoughts

[anais.butterfly]

I am going on strike until my employer hires more hot guys



Is this sexist? good

[ScottotD]

Out of interest, is there a limit to the amount of suspensions before someone is banned?  Just curious.

[RVR II]

WOW!! Just got from Bob Evans for a pick-up order for the wife and myself (cause she just got in from Mexico and didn't want to cook - fair enough) and had a rather interesting conversation with the young attractive mid-late 20's check-out girl..

It started with my 'Shark with frickin laser beam attached to their head' shirt and she loves all the Austin Powers movies, but her favorite is the Rocky Horror Picture Show that she has memorized!


Then I told her I was more into comedies like Mystery Science Theater 3000 and she loves the show!
Turns out she saw the one with Hercules the other day (we both forgot the actual title)..

Anyway, the total came to $30.57 and all I had was a $100 bill so the change was $69.43 and then she snickered.. I know I was speech less and I'm sure I was blushing and she said "Have a great night!" and all I could say was thanks and left

I don't dare tell the wife this!

[wurwolf]

I would totally play a board game that shoots flaming balls.

[mrbasehart]

I would totally play a board game that shoots flaming balls.

What if it sets your balls on fire and then shoots you in them?

Then Wurwolf would have a pretty big advantage.

[Tripe]

And they're made of highly polished brass, so quite heat resistant.

[wurwolf]

Aw, you guys are making me blush.

[Tripe]

And she's cute when she blushes!

[wurwolf]

Oh man, just another month or so and it's time for Christmas music. I can't wait!

[Tripe]

Must start planning the Dionysia around now.

[RoninFox]

If Futurama is going to prove to be accurate, then Conan O'Brian only has about 3 more months to lose his freakishly long legs in a war.

[goflyblind]

patrick stewart looks really weird in a john oliver wig.

[anais.butterfly]

In honor of my 31st birthday, I have written a list of 31 ways I am awesome.

1)   I adore reading
2)   I understand the Higgs Boson (well trying to)
3)   I love to laugh
4)   I have Samwise Gamgee-like devotion to my friends
5)   I made a Lord of the Rings reference
6)   I like Jasmine dragon pearl tea
7)   I love the Rocky movies (up to 4)
   I love Coldplay and don't care what anyone else thinks about that
9)   I know what a Katana is
10)   Self Improvement is a hobby of mine
11)   I am learning how to put myself first
12)   I rock out to Journey (and Pearl Jam) when I am driving in her car
13)   I think Wrath of Khan has one of the best movie endings ever
14)   I hope and I dream
15)   My eyes are two colors
16)   I never give up, never surrender
17)   I love the color purple and buy everything in purple when I can
18)   I love to smile
19)   I can quote 75% of all Simpsons Episodes (95% if you are only looking at the first 14 seasons)
20)   I took the red pill and (mostly) don't look back
21)   I adore my cat
22)   I moved to Denver on my own and survived
23)   I choose bright colors over blacks
24)   I loves going to Baseball games
25)   I genuinely care about other people
26)   November is my favorite Month
27)   I know what the acronym “Helping Children through Research and Development” is. I can also recite it.
28)   I have been to every country in North America
29)   I have been sober for 4 months today
30)   I notice that the night sky is a different color in different areas of the world
31)   My favorite flower is tulips.

[goflyblind]

I understand the Higgs Bosom (well trying to)

hey, i know he might be a bit overweight, but he's old so he doesn't have much time to work out.

[anais.butterfly]

I understand the Higgs Bosom (well trying to)

hey, i know he might be a bit overweight, but he's old so he doesn't have much time to work out.

That typo turned out to be quite funny