So after a strange misspelled and incomprehensible email, and an extremely poorly written list of procedures from my supervisor, I'm now convinced people are just messing with me.
In the supply cabinet, I found a staple gun. In order to keep that staple gun in the proper area, it was labeled. That label reads "Wharehouse."
That word is written just below the word "Warehouse."
I'm not sure which one of those words was written first, and I'm not sure which one would make me feel better.
This isn't like the table that looks like it's labeled "WAPEHOUSE." I know that P was once an R that got worn down. Plus, the word wapehouse has given me a lot of distasteful jokes about dark shacks maintained by Elmer Fudd.
"Hewwo, this is my wapehouse. I take the women hewe aftew I give them the woofies. Be vewwy vewwy quiet, this will be over soon."