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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6150 on: September 07, 2012, 10:59:40 PM »
I found a printed email on a desk at work.  Here is the main body of the message.

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Another tag order.  Between line 3 and 4 it's calling for 400 tags we have 266 in VAC and 1881 in VAW.  Clear the get the balance interorged and shipped out?

The sentence fragment that starts the letter and the run-on sentence in the middle I think can be forgiven in such a letter.  It is at least clear enough to understand.  The final sentence, though, makes my brain scream.  I have no idea what it means or how it is a question.  How do you "clear the get the balance"?

The fact that the man who wrote this is in a department that has a higher pay grade than mine makes me want to cry a little.
He has pointy hair, doesn't he?

I actually don't know for sure, I've never met him since he's on the day shift.  I just recognize his department.  It might be quite pointy indeed.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6151 on: September 08, 2012, 01:51:28 AM »
My ex-wife's Guild Wars 2 account just got hacked. I'm....not sure how I feel about this.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6152 on: September 08, 2012, 04:48:50 AM »
My ex-wife's Guild Wars 2 account just got hacked. I'm....not sure how I feel about this.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6153 on: September 08, 2012, 09:41:55 AM »
Thought I saw a human body in the middle of the road last night.  Turned out it was a mannequin.  Fully dressed.

I've seen some weird things on the road, but a mannequin?  Is this some strange Kim Cattrall shit?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6154 on: September 08, 2012, 09:44:24 AM »
Somewhere, Andrew McCarthy is crying.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6155 on: September 08, 2012, 09:49:43 AM »
Thought I saw a human body in the middle of the road last night.  Turned out it was a mannequin.  Fully dressed.

I've seen some weird things on the road, but a mannequin?  Is this some strange Kim Cattrall shit?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6157 on: September 08, 2012, 01:53:25 PM »
Somewhere, Andrew McCarthy is crying.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6158 on: September 09, 2012, 07:50:27 PM »
What?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6159 on: September 09, 2012, 07:54:41 PM »
What?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6161 on: September 09, 2012, 08:20:58 PM »
Wooo, a land yacht.  I bet the bastard has a bowling alley!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6162 on: September 09, 2012, 08:30:57 PM »



Isn't that the RV that Pete had in The Goofy Movie?



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6163 on: September 09, 2012, 08:49:59 PM »
What?


Sir, the bad news is that I'm afraid the train has destroyed both your van and your speedboat as they were crossing the tracks.




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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6164 on: September 09, 2012, 08:51:01 PM »
Thats not the back of a speedboat.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.