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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6045 on: August 23, 2012, 05:31:58 PM »
An earnest one.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6046 on: August 23, 2012, 05:46:25 PM »
I'm bummed because now I have gutters to clean.  #firstworldproblems
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6047 on: August 23, 2012, 06:38:06 PM »
This can't end well.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6048 on: August 23, 2012, 06:52:47 PM »
This can't end well.


And people laughed at the people washing with gas short!  It happens people!  ;D

That could never happen in NJ.  Only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas in NJ.  ::)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6049 on: August 23, 2012, 09:26:44 PM »
This can't end well.

What in the nipple piercing ripping fuck?! Why don't you just light up a cigarette inside your anus while you're at it, lady?!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6050 on: August 24, 2012, 06:03:32 AM »
On the 24th of August, in the early afternoon, my mother drew to his attention a cloud of unusual size and appearance.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6051 on: August 24, 2012, 08:27:01 AM »


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6052 on: August 24, 2012, 10:04:38 AM »
I'm sitting at my desk and eating my lunch when one of my co-workers (a white guy in his 30s) comes by to show me a picture. "My friend sent me this on Facebook and I printed it out because I thought it was so comical." So I look and it's a picture of the president with a sideways cap and bling and a bucket of fried chicken and probably other racist shit that I don't even remember what. I said, "That's terrible, I don't want to see that. Get it off my desk." And he says, "I just thought it was funny because it's Obama and they made him all ghetto." I just said, "There's nothing at all funny about that," and he walked away.

Now he's all mad at me. Oh well.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6053 on: August 24, 2012, 10:10:26 AM »
Wow. That is completely the opposite of everything anyone in HR ever told anyone to do.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6054 on: August 24, 2012, 10:13:49 AM »
Thankfully, as her office's person of colour*, Ann doesn't have to worry about ever seeing anything like that, they're rather scared of her.


*for all those who know her away from the forum..I know.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6055 on: August 24, 2012, 10:18:44 AM »
Yeah, I think more than being mad he's worried and nervous that I'm going to report him or something, but at this point at my employment here at the Firm, I just don't give a shit about anything any more.

I'm sort of like Ann, Tripe, in that the department I'm in is mostly made up of non-whites. I'm one of I think four, and the only white female here. It's not something that has ever bothered me in the slightest, but the last thing I need is for someone to report to HR that they saw me and this other guy snickering over this racist picture.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6056 on: August 24, 2012, 10:22:14 AM »
No, actually her office is all white, except her, again I know,  but they are still under the impression she's...something. :D


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6057 on: August 24, 2012, 10:24:26 AM »
Oh. I misread that.

Weird.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6058 on: August 24, 2012, 10:30:54 AM »
I mean I suppose Jewish is a seperate ethnicity, maybe? But not really. People tend to assume she's High Yellow for some reason. When she did the pre-employment testing the agent administrating it told her new employer that she'd up their diversity goals because "I don't know what she is, but she's something".  ::)

Mind you, her passport photo makes her look like some PLO Firebrand so she does have that "exotic other" thing going on. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6059 on: August 24, 2012, 01:28:32 PM »
She's one of those swarthy gypsy types.
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