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MontyServo

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5715 on: July 30, 2012, 06:16:54 PM »
Have I ever mentioned how laid back I am?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5716 on: July 31, 2012, 05:47:06 PM »
I like the "Rifftrax Presents" intro music on the "Alien" track better than either of the official Rifftrax intro themes.  I won't be using any of them as a ringtone or anything, but...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5717 on: August 01, 2012, 09:35:06 AM »
Well, I was going to post some sort of awesome pictorial representation of The Great Fire of London to celebrate 1666 likes but I seem to have missed that, so I suppose I can wait 8 more likes out to post something related to that instead. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5718 on: August 01, 2012, 09:36:57 AM »
I don't mind un-liking something. :)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5719 on: August 01, 2012, 09:45:39 AM »
If you'd not mind. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5720 on: August 01, 2012, 06:27:51 PM »
It's too hot to be funny.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5721 on: August 02, 2012, 10:04:22 AM »
It's too hot to be funny.

FALSE. Hot can be very funny. For example...


If you love sucking on spicy cock, then Think Geek has just the thing for you!

Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollypops



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Oh, Sriracha! How we love your rich red fiery goodness! How you turn crappy food into something altogether differently delicious! Your heat burns us, and makes even the most bland of soups into exquisitely flaming goodness. You are the king of condiments, may ketchup and mustard hang their heads in shame.

You're hawesome on hot dogs, excellent on eggs, delicious on duck, frickin' great on filet of skate, and yummy for your tummy. One thing you never see Sriracha on, however, is sweets or desserts. A cake frosted with Sriracha buttercreme? Might not work. Red-hot Flaming Flan? I doubt it. Salt-water sriracha taffy? Unlikely.

What about lollipops? Hmmm. Now you're talking! Temper the flame with a big sticky ball of sweet, and the roasted chile flavors of Sriracha really come out! When we say temper, however, don't think you're going to get away from the fire, completely! It's still really hot, and may take a few sittings to get to the center of one of these chile-laden balls-o-fire!

How many licks does it take to get to the center? All of 'em. All the licks.

VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5722 on: August 02, 2012, 01:59:24 PM »
Spicy Cock suckers? RVR is in!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5723 on: August 02, 2012, 05:05:23 PM »
Can this joke just die already?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5724 on: August 02, 2012, 06:28:36 PM »
Refreshing summer drinks in mason jars has my seal of approval, Im. Pour away.

The Po' Folks restaurant chain (which later changed its name to just "Folks"... SELLOUTS) used to serve their beverages in Mason jars.
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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5725 on: August 02, 2012, 06:55:54 PM »
Can this joke just die already?

You can try choking it to death.  Squeeze the life out of that cock.  Choke it until its life essence spills out from its massive head.
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5726 on: August 02, 2012, 07:10:34 PM »
Can this joke just die already?

You can try choking it to death.  Squeeze the life out of that cock.  Choke it until its life essence spills out from its massive head.

Oh baby. So glad tomorrow's Friday.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5727 on: August 02, 2012, 09:03:05 PM »
Can this joke just die already?

You can try choking it to death.  Squeeze the life out of that cock.  Choke it until its life essence spills out from its massive head.

Oh baby. So glad tomorrow's Friday.

Translation: blueballs about to be reddened.
Pants to be darkened.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5728 on: August 03, 2012, 12:08:18 AM »
Can this joke just die already?

You can try choking it to death.  Squeeze the life out of that cock.  Choke it until its life essence spills out from its massive head.

Oh baby. So glad tomorrow's Friday.

Translation: blueballs about to be reddened.
Pants to be darkened.

Pitched tents to be dismantled.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5729 on: August 03, 2012, 02:01:05 AM »
Can this joke just die already?

If this joke persists for more than 8 hours, we should all consult a doctor.