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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5565 on: July 08, 2012, 03:32:24 PM »
What would you do if the guys from Half in the bag came to your house? Call the Police? Grab a gun? Or invite them in and just start letting them fix your VCR but instead talking about movies?
Tell them to go away and do a Plinkett Review instead.  Transformers, perhaps?
I'm all for Transformers but so many people have said it's sucked that It's not really all that interesting. i honestly don't know what I would suggest. All I know is that no matter the review, it'll be 100% analytical and entertaining. Or... 90% analytical and 10% entertaining... or... something. I don't know... Kevin Bacon.

We all know it sucked, but I would like Plinkett to explain why it sucked - and then extrapolate it to why Michael Bay sucks.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5566 on: July 08, 2012, 03:36:11 PM »
What would you do if the guys from Half in the bag came to your house? Call the Police? Grab a gun? Or invite them in and just start letting them fix your VCR but instead talking about movies?
Tell them to go away and do a Plinkett Review instead.  Transformers, perhaps?
I'm all for Transformers but so many people have said it's sucked that It's not really all that interesting. i honestly don't know what I would suggest. All I know is that no matter the review, it'll be 100% analytical and entertaining. Or... 90% analytical and 10% entertaining... or... something. I don't know... Kevin Bacon.
We all know it sucked, but I would like Plinkett to explain why it sucked - and then extrapolate it to why Michael Bay sucks.
You are right, but to extrapolate why Michael Bay sucks hardly takes a genius.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5567 on: July 08, 2012, 03:58:21 PM »
What would you do if the guys from Half in the bag came to your house? Call the Police? Grab a gun? Or invite them in and just start letting them fix your VCR but instead talking about movies?
Tell them to go away and do a Plinkett Review instead.  Transformers, perhaps?
I'm all for Transformers but so many people have said it's sucked that It's not really all that interesting. i honestly don't know what I would suggest. All I know is that no matter the review, it'll be 100% analytical and entertaining. Or... 90% analytical and 10% entertaining... or... something. I don't know... Kevin Bacon.
We all know it sucked, but I would like Plinkett to explain why it sucked - and then extrapolate it to why Michael Bay sucks.
You are right, but to extrapolate why Michael Bay sucks hardly takes a genius.

It was easy to see that Phantom Menace sucked, but their analysis of George Lucas was interesting too.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5568 on: July 08, 2012, 03:59:27 PM »
It was easy to see that Phantom Menace sucked, but their analysis of George Lucas was interesting too.
....point.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5569 on: July 08, 2012, 04:23:18 PM »
You know who I feel sorry for? Vacuum cleaner companies. Why? Because the temptation to advertise that your product "outsucks" the competition must be maddening.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5570 on: July 08, 2012, 04:32:46 PM »
Kirby used to have (probably still do) one presented by Shatner in which he rides a powerful steed into shot then tells you you're useless and can only sell vacuum cleaners from now on.

It was all i could to to not wet myself in a fit of guffaws watching the damn thing, I wish I'd swiped the tape.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5571 on: July 08, 2012, 06:06:16 PM »
Going to have it on some breaded tilapia tomorrow.
And that was lovely, a little like Jerk sauce really, so I'm pleased with the first attempt after this batch is used up I'll tinker with the recipe a little. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5572 on: July 08, 2012, 06:09:07 PM »
Going to have it on some breaded tilapia tomorrow.
And that was lovely, a little like Jerk sauce really, so I'm pleased with the first attempt after this batch is used up I'll tinker with the recipe a little. :)

You should never Jerk your Spicy Cock Sauce.  It is just poor table manners.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5573 on: July 08, 2012, 06:10:11 PM »
Who knew you could get so many jokes from spicy cock sauce?  :D
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5574 on: July 08, 2012, 06:10:53 PM »
Kirby used to have (probably still do) one presented by Shatner in which he rides a powerful steed into shot then tells you you're useless and can only sell vacuum cleaners from now on.

It was all i could to to not wet myself in a fit of guffaws watching the damn thing, I wish I'd swiped the tape.
The idea of Shatner saying something ELSE sucks does make me laugh.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5575 on: July 08, 2012, 06:21:04 PM »
Who knew you could get so many jokes from spicy cock sauce?  :D

We really should start merchandising. We need to exploit the brand identity while it's still fresh in people's minds. Get the kids from creative in here and we'll throw some shit up on the whiteboard. It's blue-skyin' time!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5576 on: July 08, 2012, 06:24:48 PM »
Who knew you could get so many jokes from spicy cock sauce?  :D

We really should start merchandising. We need to exploit the brand identity while it's still fresh in people's minds. Get the kids from creative in here and we'll throw some shit up on the whiteboard. It's blue-skyin' time!

As long as a percentage of the proceeds go to charity.  I am thinking "The RVR Center for Spicy Cock Awareness".


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5577 on: July 08, 2012, 06:27:46 PM »
Who knew you could get so many jokes from spicy cock sauce?  :D

We really should start merchandising. We need to exploit the brand identity while it's still fresh in people's minds. Get the kids from creative in here and we'll throw some shit up on the whiteboard. It's blue-skyin' time!

As long as a percentage of the proceeds go to charity.  I am thinking "The RVR Center for Spicy Cock Awareness".

"What is this, a center for micropenises?!?"
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5578 on: July 08, 2012, 06:40:10 PM »
The world record holder for highest single day winnings on Jeopardy lives 4 miles from my house.  I feel like paying him a visit.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5579 on: July 08, 2012, 07:03:37 PM »
The world record holder for highest single day winnings on Jeopardy lives 4 miles from my house.  I feel like paying him a visit.

so that you can ask him how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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