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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5460 on: June 27, 2012, 09:59:39 AM »
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5461 on: June 27, 2012, 10:11:09 AM »
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?  IT'S 11 HOURS AWAY HERE ON THE EAST COAST USA!

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Really, isn't it 6/28 and 10/22?  And shouldn't it be called caps lock days?  Since there are 2 a year.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5462 on: June 27, 2012, 10:12:37 AM »
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?  IT'S 11 HOURS AWAY HERE ON THE EAST COAST USA!

I'M FROM THE FUTURE ...YOUR KIDS! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5463 on: June 27, 2012, 10:20:51 AM »
I'M FROM THE FUTURE ...YOUR KIDS! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
Will it involve choking? I'll probably pass.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5464 on: June 27, 2012, 10:25:13 AM »
I'M FROM THE FUTURE ...YOUR KIDS! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
Will it involve choking? I'll probably pass.

I'm flattered but not interested, thanks all the same.  Feel free to make vague attempts at humour towards other people.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5465 on: June 27, 2012, 10:25:36 AM »
And crap....  Christy Canyon got old, warning: don't look up current pictures of porn stars from more than 20 years ago, big mistake....

No crap.  I looked up a few of the ones I mentioned earlier in the thread and damn they look ragged.  I guess porn stars age in dog years or something.

(I am sure there is a "semen as a bad moisturizing cream" joke in there somewhere, but I have too much class to make it.)

...says the guy who brought up Granny Porn.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5466 on: June 27, 2012, 11:17:46 AM »
I got 99 likes and....Uh.....a bitch ain't one?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5468 on: June 27, 2012, 08:17:39 PM »

Thought of this thread when I found it.  Mainly about the previous discussion.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5469 on: June 27, 2012, 08:26:13 PM »
I think the shitload of money he has goes a longer way.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5470 on: June 27, 2012, 08:53:07 PM »


"I have a lot of girlfriends because I don't call them bitches. I call them whenever I need my diamond-studded colostomy bag changed."

VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5471 on: June 27, 2012, 09:09:17 PM »
I cant imagine most of the playmates even know how to spell colostomy, much less change one.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5472 on: June 27, 2012, 10:07:08 PM »

Thought of this thread when I found it.  Mainly about the previous discussion.

Yeah. It's his "respect". No way it could be the millions and millions of dollars. Nope.  ::)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5473 on: June 28, 2012, 06:38:50 AM »
Yeah, he does get rough and like I said, that's not my bag. But everything else is pretty much right on.

Not for everyone I realize but I've found most women I've been out with or such recently have been way ino the choking but are uncomfortable to request it.  Although that possibly says more about the sort of women I date than anything else.

I tend to favour more 'amateur girls next door' type to the standard stereotype amazon, bleached blonde with Barbie-ish proportions in real life and in porn, cute is very sexy to me.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5474 on: June 28, 2012, 06:43:17 AM »
Yeah, he does get rough and like I said, that's not my bag. But everything else is pretty much right on.

Not for everyone I realize but I've found most women I've been out with or such recently have been way ino the choking but are uncomfortable to request it.  Although that possibly says more about the sort of women I date than anything else.

I tend to favour more 'amateur girls next door' type to the standard stereotype amazon, bleached blonde with Barbie-ish proportions in real life and in porn, cute is very sexy to me.


Well I met a girl at the rainbow bar. She asked me if I'd beat her. She took me back to the Hyatt house... I don't wanna talk about it
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I like how you recall a conversation from a few pages ago to get in your song ref.  ;D
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