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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5430 on: June 25, 2012, 09:59:16 AM »
How is it that not a single Gorillaz video made the music videos list of crap?

Because only 1 person voted for Clint Eastwood and only 2 nominated Feel Good Inc. Lonely Island songs got more votes than they did. Not saying that's a good thing, just stating the numbers.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5431 on: June 26, 2012, 04:32:17 PM »
So I found this new (to me) porn actor called James Deen. I was looking at someone's non-porny tumblr and they had a couple of gifs of him posted, so I thought what the hell, I'll check him out. I think I'm in love.

He's not some beefcake porn actor. He's a self-described skinny Jew bastard but he's pretty cute anyway and he's got a dick that just won't quit. He gets a little rough in some of his movies/scenes which is not my bag but he's an amazing kisser and super fucking hot. He just zeroes in on the chick he's banging like she's the only person in the world. It's pretty awesome.

According to Wikipedia (and I'm not sure how much I believe this) he decided when he was in elementary school that he was going to be a porn star, and he got started as soon as he turned 18. He's been in a bunch of movies and directed some.

He's got twitter and this blog, and I am laughing my ass off reading it because this guy is like Dirk Diggler come to life.

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why is life so hard?  i mean my life ain’t so hard and it still is pretty hard.  i mean… i had a fucking rad day.  i banged krissy lynn in her vagina, i took care of my traffic ticket and it cost me only 25 dollars and the judge called me sir, i had a lot of really good meetings about things like my sex toy line that is coming out or t-shirt line i am designing, i did some budget things for some shoots i am planning for kink.com.  it was a successful day.  there was even more good shit that i either can’t talk about or don’t want to talk about, but still, i am sitting here wanting to chain smoke cigarettes and chug beer.  i don’t really have much to complain about.  i think it was just a busy day and i want to decompress.  i don’t smoke cigarettes anymore so that is out… i do eat pretzels and drink beer.  i guess it is time to have a beer about it and eat pretzels.  i am really good at eating pretzels.  ps… i fucking love krissy lynn. she is so fucking hot and gets me all sexed up crazy like.  we have banged a lot and every time it is awesome.  you know what… my day was fucking awesome.  i banged krissy lynn and had a lot of great productive meetings and cleared up my traffic ticket and the judge fucking called me sir.  when did a judge ever call someone sir?  that is rad.  i am gonna go watch the little mermaid now to perfect this awesome day.

I mean how can you not love a guy like that. In an earlier blog post he was like, I'm pretty tired today so I'm just going to cut & paste some lyrics to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" and post a picture of Misty Stone's boobs. He might as well have gone into the studio and sang "The Touch".

Here's his blog, which is absolutely and entirely NSFW: http://jamesdeenblog.com/

Here he is with a couple of chicks:

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5432 on: June 26, 2012, 04:36:17 PM »
He looks like one of my nephews, I'm not clicking on that link.

Put if the girl on his left has a site...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5433 on: June 26, 2012, 05:02:41 PM »
Actually, unless you go into his photo gallery, he's got very few pictures on his blog.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5434 on: June 26, 2012, 05:38:40 PM »
I really like how forthright Wurwolf is about her lady bidness.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5435 on: June 26, 2012, 05:44:59 PM »
I mean how can you not love a guy like that.

because he watches the little mermaid. the little mermaid! despicable.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5436 on: June 26, 2012, 05:48:28 PM »
I mean how can you not love a guy like that.

because he watches the little mermaid. the little mermaid! despicable.

Well, from the sounds of it, he does like it better, down where it's wetter.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5437 on: June 26, 2012, 05:49:17 PM »
I don't think I have a favorite porn star, but I think is is cool that you do Wurwolf.

I prefer my porn to be from the '80s.  There is something about the retro look of the films and the look of the women.  I was in high school during the '80s and I guess that has something to do with it.  I am trying to remember any specific actresses from that era but the one that always comes to mind is Tori Welles.  She was pretty hot.  And what was the name of the blond actress that shot herself?  (Savannah, I looked it up)  I liked her back then (this would be early '90s) but the whole blowing her brains out (no pun intended) kind of softened her appeal (pun intended).  She was pretty though, and totally fucked up in the head, which I guess a lot of these girls end up being either going in or coming out of the business.

Anyone else have a favorite porn star or style or era of porn?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5438 on: June 26, 2012, 06:00:17 PM »

I prefer my porn to be from the 80s.There is something about the retro look of the films and the look of the women.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5439 on: June 26, 2012, 06:15:31 PM »

I prefer my porn to be from the 80s.There is something about the retro look of the films and the look of the women.
Fucking Hipster...

Plus they had a plot and they came on VHS tapes in big big boxes or you could rent them from the video store if they had one of those "backrooms" where they kept those type of movies.

That actually reminds me of another fave from back then.  Madison.  Saw her in a Hustler or something and went to the video store to find a movie with her.  Didn't take long searching the shelves in that back room as there was one with her right on the cover.

Anybody here ever used to read Hustler?  Do they still print Hustler Humor?  I used to buy that one all the time.

Oh and Asia Carrera was another fave.  She was always pretty hot in all of her movies.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5440 on: June 26, 2012, 06:22:25 PM »
i'd have to go with justine joli.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5441 on: June 26, 2012, 06:30:30 PM »
I don't know that I had a favorite porn star before now. Teri Weigel comes to mind, not because I actually liked her but because she sounded so crazy stupid in the sack that I used to laugh when her scenes came on. I watched whatever porn I could in the early 80s and then kind of slacked off for a while. In the days before the internet, it wasn't so easy for chicks to get their hands on porn. You had to mail order that shit or go into a store, and you know, fuck that noise.

Internet porn is fun but they always focus on the skanks and like cut off the dude's head so you can't see him, you just see this skanky chick making her O face. But James Deen is awesome -- the fact that he's so into it and and puts so much of his personality into it is half the fun. It's really great being able to see the guy as more than just The Penis, and a lot of fun to see him having a laugh with it all. He does that sometimes too, and it's really cute.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5442 on: June 26, 2012, 08:47:30 PM »
Don't care for the choking; not a fan of the gagging, and not okay with the slapping. The vast majority of contemporary porn literally and figuratively blows.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5443 on: June 26, 2012, 09:16:30 PM »
Yeah, he does get rough and like I said, that's not my bag. But everything else is pretty much right on.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #5444 on: June 26, 2012, 10:09:27 PM »
Yeah, he does get rough and like I said, that's not my bag. But everything else is pretty much right on.

Not for everyone I realize but I've found most women I've been out with or such recently have been way ino the choking but are uncomfortable to request it.  Although that possibly says more about the sort of women I date than anything else.

I tend to favour more 'amateur girls next door' type to the standard stereotype amazon, bleached blonde with Barbie-ish proportions in real life and in porn, cute is very sexy to me.
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