Completely Random Thoughts

[Johnny Unusual]

Sorry, I was late on this, but good comic, Ed.  Very well, done.

[Nobody]

What a sad life...  One should never find himself with no cash at the end of the night and covered in glitter, but no interesting story to explain it.

[Quantum Vagina]

What a sad life...  One should never find himself with no cash at the end of the night and covered in glitter, but no interesting story to explain it.

Someone went all out with the Christmas decorations.

I think the children above me have decided the best game that they can play every single day is "LET'S PICK UP OUR FURNITURE AND DROP IT TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF THE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS." I don't like that game.

[RVR II]

What a sad life...  One should never find himself with no cash at the end of the night and covered in glitter, but no interesting story to explain it.

Better than ending up like this guy..

[anais.butterfly]

Just spent three hours in line in the coldass Seattle weather for Pearl Jam merch


Concert doors open in 20 minutes!


Have I mentioned I haven't been to a concert since 2005? (Spiritualized in Prague). Previously, the thought of going to a concert caused much anxiety.

I am so proud of myself for getting to this moment. Omg, place bets for how many times I cry. I am going to cry during this concert.

oh, also, the t-shirts (las camisetas) are both a large, and i can wear both of them at once! (cause I lost mass and shit!)

[Thrifty Version II]

I am so god damn tired of people taking boring things, putting them into a numbered list, giving that list a title which include the number of items in the list, and then pretending the things are interesting.

[Nobody]

Don't you mean?

4 things I am so god damn tired of
1. people taking boring things,
2. putting them into a numbered list,
3. giving that list a title which include the number of items in the list, and then
4. pretending the things are interesting.

[UncleDesmond]

I HATE MORNING TV..... with a passion and I wrote a few years back to let the anger out.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anchorman: ‘…and we’re back with Dr John Middolf, Professor of Aerial Studies at the University of new Dworkin, whose new book “Air Apparent” hit bookstores this week. Professor Middolf, in your book, you make the startling claim that we need air to breathe. How did you come to this conclusion?’

Bearded Twit: ‘Well, we got a $10million government grant to study the reason why our chests appear to expand and contract on a regular basis, and found that it was due to a need for what we scientists call “oxygen” that is required by the human body. A similar effect could be seen with animals, but we will need another $90million to prove this.’

Anchorman: ‘A price all us taxpayers would all be willing to pay for such original research. Thank you professor. After this break, we’ll be back with Dr Jane Morris.’

[Commercials for headache pills; antidepressants; homeopathic anti-fatigue pills]

Anchorman: ‘Joining us now is Dr Jane Morris, Senior Lecturer in Aquatic Studies at the University of New Orleans. Dr Jane, in your new book, “Water we doing?” you state that (and I quote) “Water is wet”. This contradicts everything we have come to believe about good old H2O, doesn’t it?’

Middle aged woman clearly not used to wearing make-up: ‘Well, no, actually. Most people have believed for a long time that aqueous solutions…’

Anchorman: “Woah, hold on there. “Aqueous solutions’???’

MAWCNUTWMU: ‘Watery….stuff’

Anchorman: ‘Oh, yeah : ‘Watery stuff’!’

MAWCNUTWMU: ‘Watery stuff has the ability to…ummm .. make things wet..’

Anchorman: ‘Well, who would believe it? Thank you Dr Morris. In our next segment, we talk to Ida Ho, a housewife from Podunk, Wisconsin, who believes that regularly stuffing knitting needles full-length into your head can cure cancer and help you see UFO’s. Don’t go away….’

[No commercials for portable bullshit detector]

[Quantum Vagina]

Welp, I'm off to a job interview. After these past few months, I'm feeling stable enough and confident enough to get a job and start saving for various things that I'll be needing. It'll be especially good to earn enough that I won't be reliant on my mother any more, so she can stuff her "It's not right for you" nonsense where the sun don't shine!

[Thrifty Version II]

About 5 weeks ago, I was on this page here on my laptop.  This was the last post on the page.  I must have closed the laptop without closing Firefox.  Just now, I hit "Reply" and got the message Warning - while you were reading 432 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

[Variety of Cells]

About 5 weeks ago, I was on this page here on my laptop.  This was the last post on the page.  I must have closed the laptop without closing Firefox.  Just now, I hit "Reply" and got the message Warning - while you were reading 432 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

But you're still on topic.  Crazy!

[UncleDesmond]

Welp, I'm off to a job interview. After these past few months, I'm feeling stable enough and confident enough to get a job and start saving for various things that I'll be needing. It'll be especially good to earn enough that I won't be reliant on my mother any more, so she can stuff her "It's not right for you" nonsense where the sun don't shine!

Good luck.

[Malt]

I have no life whatsoever.

[Darth Geek]

I have no life whatsoever.

Sorry to hear that. Although it is funny how it fits with your avatar.

[RVR II]

I have no life whatsoever.

Sorry to hear that. Although it is funny how it fits with your avatar.

'Play Me to the Desk, Zorak'