Completely Random Thoughts

[Darth Geek]

I'm not really surprised somebody invented something like this, though. Having your dogs inside a vehicle (especially often or for a long period) is disgusting. I get that if it's your dog you might be used to the smell, but dogs aren't really very sanitary and they stink. Anyone else unfortunate to have to ride with you is going to be miserable.

[Thrifty Version II]

I'm not really surprised somebody invented something like this, though. Having your dogs inside a vehicle (especially often or for a long period) is disgusting. I get that if it's your dog you might be used to the smell, but dogs aren't really very sanitary and they stink. Anyone else unfortunate to have to ride with you is going to be miserable.

But you wouldn't really buy this for someone else's dog.  If you're the type of guy who likes dogs and brings them with you on car rides, you probably don't care about the smell or anything.

[Tripe]

I don't know where to put this, it's funny and a picture but it's also science! Of a sort anyway. I think it's interesting really so here we go (spoilered because technically it's NSFW):

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

P0rnhub Releases Most Popular Search Terms Per State

[Quantum Vagina]

I'm happy to announce that I didn't add to those statistics.

I visited a gender therapist today. I knew she was going to be a massive hippy when I saw her practice was named "Bohemian Sanctuary", but I had mentally prepared for much worse. Her forms were really weird,  though. One of the questions was, "Do you have a dog, and would you be willing to bring him/her into a session." There were also questions regarding astrology mixed in.

My verbal response was "GOD DAMMIT! I hate this hippy crap!" Obnoxious, but at the moment, she's my only lead to HRT here in the Springs, and it'll only be two sessions and then I never have to see her again... I'm just hoping the doctor she sends me to accepts my insurance.

[UncleDesmond]

I would never have guessed that Mississippi was the fapping capital of the country...

Maybe they're just more honest, or did they do it just based on Kleenex sales?

[Tripe]

No it's based on the amount of time spent gazing at the screen, your right hand not knowing what your left is doing, before you close the tab containing whatever was making one of the hands do whatever the other one didn't know about.

[UncleDesmond]

No it's based on the amount of time spent gazing at the screen, your right hand not knowing what your left is doing, before you close the tab containing whatever was making one of the hands do whatever the other one didn't know about.

I didn't realize statistically valid data could be based on this. 

The more you know!

[Tripe]

Who the fuck is anita queen,

Somebody, a Google search suggests, whose oeuvre I might need to check out.

and why does Nevada love her?

I'll get back to you on that.

[Edward J Grug III]

Who the fuck is anita queen, and why does Nevada love her?

I should have read the context above before googling her at work :/

Luckily I didn't go for an image search.

[Quantum Vagina]

Who the fuck is anita queen,

Somebody, a Google search suggests, whose oeuvre I might need to check out.

and why does Nevada love her?

I'll get back to you on that.

They just like to Czech her out.

[RVR II]

Who the fuck is anita queen, and why does Nevada love her?

I should have read the context above before googling her at work :/

Luckily I didn't go for an image search.

I did Oh my..

[RoninFox]

It's getting harder and harder to take my superior at work seriously when he tries to explain business to us using terms like "we operate on a physical year."

I really get the urge to correct him in times like that, but instead I just sit there and try not to roll my eyes.

[goflyblind]

reconciling that extra 0.242 days with everyone else's calendar must be a lot of extra work.

[The Lurker]

[Tripe]

Yeah, you kids are going to need this....