Completely Random Thoughts

[anais.butterfly]

Amazon made me do that too, but now I have discovered I love the Amazon cloud.

It is kind of rude to call someone brain dead just because they have a positive opinion about something.

[RoninFox]

Amazon made me do that too, but now I have discovered I love the Amazon cloud.

It is kind of rude to call someone brain dead just because they have a positive opinion about something.

That isn't calling anyone brain dead, because the brain slug is alive. If it fell off starved to death like the one that fell off Fry, that'd be different.

He's saying you've been assimilated.  Not sure how less rude that is, but I do think it's less rude.

[Darth Geek]

He's saying you've been assimilated.  Not sure how less rude that is, but I do think it's less rude.

Yes. It was mostly just because of the way she worded it.

[anais.butterfly]

He's saying you've been assimilated.  Not sure how less rude that is, but I do think it's less rude.

Yes. It was mostly just because of the way she worded it.

Thank you for clarifying.

[Quantum Vagina]

Worst thing to say just before you walk into a friend's bathroom and lock the door:

"I'm going to poop on this toilet."

[Lembach]

Worst thing to say just before you walk into a friend's bathroom and lock the door:

"I'm going to poop on this toilet."

I can imagine WAY worse things to say.

[goflyblind]

i don't own a car.

[ScottotD]

If the porn version of R.I.P.D isn't call R.I.P.D.T.F I'll be dissapointed.

[Johnny Unusual]

I prefer R.I.P.D.I.L.F.

Seriously, though, that's like making a porn version of 88 Minutes or The Adventures of Pluto Nash.  These are things people don't remember except when reaching for a reference of things people don't remember.

[Tripe]

Plus porn parodies aren't really a mainstay of porn these days, if ever they were.

Mostly people who are looking for one handed viewing aren't looking for much in the way creativity. Generally including Lexi Belle doing her Lexi Belle thing (and indeed the things of others) will suffice.

[goflyblind]

relevant: http://io9.com/the-ultimate-guide-to-science-fiction-and-fantasy-porn-1217176178/1233203298

[Tripe]

That's a pity, I'd have like to have read that, you can learn a fair amount about a society based on the erotica it produces. I wrote a fair amount of my BA course work on the stuff produced during the Victorian and Edwardian periods (mostly Victorian though).

[RoninFox]

Plus porn parodies aren't really a mainstay of porn these days, if ever they were.

Really? It seems like its making a comeback.  Most of the porn I've heard about in the last couple years are porn parodies. Especially superhero related. There's apparently a very elaborate Star Trek the Next Generation porn out there too. Maybe it's just a sign of the podcasts I listen to as most of my knowledge of this is what interests Hollywood Babble-On or the Nerdist.

[Tripe]

Plus porn parodies aren't really a mainstay of porn these days, if ever they were.

Really? It seems like its making a comeback.  Most of the porn I've heard about in the last couple years are porn parodies. Especially superhero related. There's apparently a very elaborate Star Trek the Next Generation porn out there too. Maybe it's just a sign of the podcasts I listen to as most of my knowledge of this is what interests Hollywood Babble-On or the Nerdist.

Yes, heard about, people don't tend to report yet another instalment of Bang Bros/Bus or, I don't know what Vivid's series are called these days, but those series that get regularly cranked out far outweigh the production load of the industry.

[Lembach]

When your car breaks down, you handle it. You call the tow truck. You call the mechanic. You figure out how to get a rental. Look at you, all competent and shit.

When you burglary alarm acts up, you expect me to know it. You expect me to have dispatched a truckload of skilled technicians to your house. You don't expect to lift a finger, or pick up a phone. Well, fuck you!  Fuck you all!

Thanks, I feel better now.

In a related rage (ie. dealing with brain dead consumers):

When a package doesn't shows up, but tracking shows that it was delivered, how about you not call the merchant?
Here's a weird thought: Call the fucking shipper to trace it! Why should we have to eat the fucking cost because you live in a shithole surrounded by thieving neighbors? No no, it's way more easy to contact and yell at me, isn't it? Well, fuck you! Fuck you all!

Thanks, I feel better now as well.