Completely Random Thoughts

[Tripe]

I think he probably would very much like to shag you.

I mean, have a lovely and beautiful blossoming of your friendship, but also to shag you.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

I love that word shag.  Sounds so much classier than American version. 

[Edward J Grug III]

I love that word shag.  Sounds so much classier than American version.

It's got to beat the Australian version... 

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

Imrahil, I can't use the quote button but I find fuck and screw quite tasteless when it comes to terms for sex.  Nor do I like bumping uglies or boot knocking.   Root is interesting though.  May have to add that one to my vocab

[Tripe]

We could also have gone with:

"He wants to celebrate your long term affection for one another with a bit of rumpy-pumpy"

I don't think he's likely to attempt to initiate anything, especially since he knows about your boyf but his fantasy version of dinner probably does go off with a bonk.

[wurwolf]

A lot of the time I have no idea what you're saying when you use a British-ism, but I got all that and found the entire post hilarious.

[mike5150]

so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.

[mike5150]

yeah...I'm just joking around. Again, I like the clicky sound

[Tripe]

Yeah, "It's carpet made from pubes?" might be a response. Or something funnier.

[mike5150]

Imrahil, I can't use the quote button

Before you do anything, scroll down the the "quick reply" and on the upper left, minimize it. You are then free to quote.

*sorry if this has been covered. But then again, what would you care? I'm the one taking the time to type it...y'know what? SCREW YOU!!

[Dr Ahmad Makhini]

"Bonk" sounds childish but meets the same need as the f word where I come from.

[mike5150]

DE NADA

[Dr Ahmad Makhini]

so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.

Except we would never use it in a pejorative manner.

[mike5150]

so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.

Except we would never use it in a pejorative manner.

*posts video clip of "otto/fish called Wanda" in response.

[LucasM]

so this conversation could take place:
English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet.
English guy: yeah yeah...I hate carpet too.

Despite what others are saying, when I read it I interpreted it like, "fuck it [I hate the stuff]".


With what others have done in subsequent posts, you may have started what could be a new 'Games' thread: "Finish This Interchange" in which people provide an interchange where the last line is left off, and subsequent posters provide their own punch line for it.    Seems to me that could provide some things that would be pretty funny.  You could, actually, start it with this set-up.

For this, my 'finished interchange' would be (to emphasize what your intent was, and to emphasize the sexual innuendo in addition):

English guy: Hey, what kind of flooring do you have in your flat?
American guy: Shag carpet!
English guy: yeah yeah... I agree with you: I went with hardwood, myself.