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Offline LucasM

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6975 on: February 05, 2013, 07:44:28 PM »
Oh, and what did the mermaid wear to algebra class?




An alge-bra
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Cute! :)

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6976 on: February 05, 2013, 07:50:26 PM »
I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6977 on: February 05, 2013, 07:57:51 PM »
I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

I'd written that in a a different way, but deleted it (I don't trust my functioning enough yet to know if I'm sounding like a dick even if not intending it :().  Yes: in all humor it is always best not to use any words that appear in the punchline in the lead-up if at all possible.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6978 on: February 05, 2013, 08:01:13 PM »
I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

I'd written that in a a different way, but deleted it (I don't trust my functioning enough yet to know if I'm sounding like a dick even if not intending it :().  Yes: in all humor it is always best not to use any words that appear in the punchline in the lead-up if at all possible.

I rewrote it a couple of times too, but I've never been too good at not coming off as a dick :P
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6979 on: February 05, 2013, 08:05:46 PM »
Let's just skip to saying "Boobs".


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6980 on: February 05, 2013, 08:32:08 PM »
Let's just skip to saying "Boobs".
Now THAT'S comedy!



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6981 on: February 05, 2013, 09:50:04 PM »
In TV listings, I initially read the "m" as an "n"...
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...and I thought, "what?  Are they going to show the post-coital equivalent of the X-games?"
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6982 on: February 06, 2013, 11:24:41 AM »
I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

That is funny, add to the surprise

Everybody I tell it to just groans.  Those are my fave jokes, the groan-worthy ones.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6983 on: February 06, 2013, 01:05:28 PM »
I just read an article about camping in the rain, and one of the comments was this:

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6984 on: February 08, 2013, 07:18:47 PM »
Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6985 on: February 09, 2013, 12:26:14 AM »
Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

Bring a buzzer, sound it when he picks up the bacon, then tell him to improvise a different breakfast meat.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6986 on: February 09, 2013, 11:14:29 AM »
Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

I'm so jealous. 
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6987 on: February 09, 2013, 07:59:43 PM »
Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

Show him this:



And also tell him I love him.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6988 on: February 10, 2013, 02:19:27 PM »
There have been at least three different articles on Cracked.com that make points about the Wizard of Oz I had never heard before I made jokes about them in my riff.   ???
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #6989 on: February 10, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
There have been at least three different articles on Cracked.com that make points about the Wizard of Oz I had never heard before I made jokes about them in my riff.   ???
Which ones?