Completely Random Thoughts

[LucasM]

Oh, and what did the mermaid wear to algebra class?




An alge-bra
 

Cute!

'Algae'-bra?

[Edward J Grug III]

I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

[LucasM]

I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

I'd written that in a a different way, but deleted it (I don't trust my functioning enough yet to know if I'm sounding like a dick even if not intending it ).  Yes: in all humor it is always best not to use any words that appear in the punchline in the lead-up if at all possible.

[Edward J Grug III]

I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

I'd written that in a a different way, but deleted it (I don't trust my functioning enough yet to know if I'm sounding like a dick even if not intending it ).  Yes: in all humor it is always best not to use any words that appear in the punchline in the lead-up if at all possible.

I rewrote it a couple of times too, but I've never been too good at not coming off as a dick

[Lembach]

Let's just skip to saying "Boobs".

[Darth Geek]

Let's just skip to saying "Boobs".

Now THAT'S comedy!

[LucasM]

In TV listings, I initially read the "m" as an "n"...

Extreme Smuggling debuts on Discovery Channel

...and I thought, "what?  Are they going to show the post-coital equivalent of the X-games?"

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

I would word it, 'What did the mermaid wear to math class?' to make the punchline a little more surprising.

/unsolicited punch-up.

That is funny, add to the surprise

Everybody I tell it to just groans.  Those are my fave jokes, the groan-worthy ones.

[wurwolf]

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[Tripe]

Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

[RoninFox]

Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

Bring a buzzer, sound it when he picks up the bacon, then tell him to improvise a different breakfast meat.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

I'm so jealous. 

[Lembach]

Ryan Stiles is staying at the same hotel as us, might have to do their breakfast buffet and talk to him.

Show him this:



And also tell him I love him.

[RoninFox]

There have been at least three different articles on Cracked.com that make points about the Wizard of Oz I had never heard before I made jokes about them in my riff.   

[Darth Geek]

There have been at least three different articles on Cracked.com that make points about the Wizard of Oz I had never heard before I made jokes about them in my riff.   

Which ones?