Called a guy to tell him his business alarm is going off. He F-Bombs me a few times, then hangs up on me. So I have to call him back, because in between the expletives he said he was going there. I ask him if he wants the cops, and he F-Bombs me an impressive number of times and hangs up again.
So I call the police dispatcher (actually, some of the most awesome and professional people I've ever talked to, btw) and tell her, "ma'am I have a key holder en route, I've called him twice and I can only tell you two things about him, his first name, Tad, and his favorite curse word: I can't say it because we are being recorded."
She laughs and says "I'll be happy to tell the officers on scene that he was behaving like an ass. Oh, I shouldn't have said that..."
I don't have a real problem with vulgarity, but I can't stand unoriginality. I mean, if your going to use expletives, you might as well mix in some shits, damns, and bitches, or even a cunt if you can pull it off.