Completely Random Thoughts

[wurwolf]

9 likes?!? Not even double figures?!? Like me more, you assholes!

I liked, then unliked, this post. 

[mrbasehart]

9 likes?!? Not even double figures?!? Like me more, you assholes!

I liked, then unliked, this post. 

Coincidentally, that's symbolic of all my relationships with women.

[Pak-Man]

After years and years of Springtime allergies, I thought I'd grown immune to the gross-out factor of my own bodily fluids.

Then I sneezed on my Twizzler. (The candy. Not a euphamism.) I don't think anything can prepare anyone for the stream of thoughts that goes through your mind after that happens.

[D.B. Barnes]

After years and years of Springtime allergies, I thought I'd grown immune to the gross-out factor of my own bodily fluids.

Then I sneezed on my Twizzler. (The candy. Not a euphamism.) I don't think anything can prepare anyone for the stream of thoughts that goes through your mind after that happens.

 

I'm totally gonna use that as a euphemism.

[RVR II]

I sneeze on my Twizzler sometimes..
Then I have to take a shower

[mrbasehart]

Really tempted to ask the paper if I can review an all-dance version of Cathy Come Home when it shows here in May.

[Danecho1967]

You know, I played bass for Coronal Mass Ejection...

[wurwolf]

For breakfast at work I eat instant oatmeal with flax seeds in it. It takes me like a half hour to eat, because I am nuts and enjoy eating each flax seed individually.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

[bta]

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

Finally someone acknowledges my struggles.

[Dim of the Yard]

Just called back the shoe store that offered me a part-time job and declined the offer. My new full-time job starts next week, and between that and the potential WORK ALL THE WEEKENDS approach that would be most likely at DSW, it'd mean no downtime for me, no facetime with my fiance, and any planning to meet with friends, to get wedding stuff organized, etc. is essentially down to a minimum. I've been stewing over it for a while, but I think cutting this loose is the best choice for me.

It just felt really awkward, kind of like breaking up with somebody over the phone. Ah, well.

[anais.jude]

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

Finally someone acknowledges my struggles.

That was so funny, I did a spit take

[bta]

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

Finally someone acknowledges my struggles.

That was so funny, I did a spit take

Not funny enough to "like" it though?

[Tripe]

The repartee,  it's like Tracy and Hepburn or something.

[anais.jude]

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

Finally someone acknowledges my struggles.

That was so funny, I did a spit take

Not funny enough to "like" it though?

"Like" my post first. What am I? A "like" whore? I don't just give those things away