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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13110 on: February 09, 2015, 08:24:28 PM »
Speaking of hating Disney...
   There were some posts somewhere about Old Yeller dog food.  I was at the grocer's tonight, and saw the stuff.  And yeah, it has a prominent Disney logo right on the bag.  That's pretty shitty.  What next, effers?  Disney's line of Bambi brand hunting clothes?
I got a feeling that whoever did the marketing may not have known how the movie ended.  :'(


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13111 on: February 10, 2015, 06:24:54 AM »
Speaking of hating Disney...
   There were some posts somewhere about Old Yeller dog food.  I was at the grocer's tonight, and saw the stuff.  And yeah, it has a prominent Disney logo right on the bag.  That's pretty shitty.  What next, effers?  Disney's line of Bambi brand hunting clothes?
I got a feeling that whoever did the marketing may not have known how the movie ended.  :'(

Why? How does it end?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13112 on: February 10, 2015, 06:47:31 AM »
Speaking of hating Disney...
   There were some posts somewhere about Old Yeller dog food.  I was at the grocer's tonight, and saw the stuff.  And yeah, it has a prominent Disney logo right on the bag.  That's pretty shitty.  What next, effers?  Disney's line of Bambi brand hunting clothes?
I got a feeling that whoever did the marketing may not have known how the movie ended.  :'(

Why? How does it end?

They sent Yeller to live on a farm.

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another farm.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13113 on: February 10, 2015, 02:50:40 PM »
They sent Yeller to live on a farm.
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another farm.
The way you worded that made me smile. LIKE. :D


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13114 on: February 10, 2015, 04:59:24 PM »
OH GOD THE FUTURAMA EPISODE WITH THE DOG *sobs forever*
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13115 on: February 10, 2015, 05:17:46 PM »
Speaking of hating Disney...
   There were some posts somewhere about Old Yeller dog food.  I was at the grocer's tonight, and saw the stuff.  And yeah, it has a prominent Disney logo right on the bag.  That's pretty shitty.  What next, effers?  Disney's line of Bambi brand hunting clothes?
I got a feeling that whoever did the marketing may not have known how the movie ended.  :'(

Why? How does it end?

They sent Yeller to live on a farm.

...

another farm.

Stray dog saves boy from bear attack. Boy and family adopts dog, names him Old Yeller.  Old Yeller saves boy from rabid wolf. Wolf bites Old Yeller. Old Yeller gets Rabies. Dad makes boy shoot Old Yeller.

Interesting fact: Boy is played by Tommy Kirk!  Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh at shooting a family pet...again.

Now, here is my complaint about Disney.  It involves some assumptions:
If you buy Old Yeller dog food, you have a dog.
If you have a dog, you love it.
Every time you give Old Yeller dog food to your dog, you see a grim reminder that your dog is going to die.
That's not healthy for little kids, or neurotics such  as seals myself.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13116 on: February 10, 2015, 05:42:03 PM »
Some sick corporate bastard actually named their dog food Old Yeller?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13117 on: February 10, 2015, 05:57:05 PM »
Some sick corporate bastard actually named their dog food Old Yeller?

Yes!  Disney.  The Disney logo is right on the front of the dog food bag.  I saw it with my own eyes just last night.
And of course, the dog on the bag looks just like Old Yeller....
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13118 on: February 10, 2015, 06:04:41 PM »


"Doesn't YOUR dog deserve Old Yeller?"   Why no, actually, he doesn't.   Note the prominent Disney logo.  it's on all the bags, too.  In this picture, Disney is printed on the bags in white lettering.  On the bag I saw last night, it was printed in dark blue...more noticeable.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13119 on: February 10, 2015, 06:27:23 PM »


"Doesn't YOUR dog deserve Old Yeller?"   Why no, actually, he doesn't.   Note the prominent Disney logo.  it's on all the bags, too.  In this picture, Disney is printed on the bags in white lettering.  On the bag I saw last night, it was printed in dark blue...more noticeable.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13120 on: February 10, 2015, 06:29:25 PM »
If you add a little water it foams up. Your dog will go crazy for it!



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13121 on: February 10, 2015, 07:00:37 PM »


"Doesn't YOUR dog deserve Old Yeller?"   Why no, actually, he doesn't.   Note the prominent Disney logo.  it's on all the bags, too.  In this picture, Disney is printed on the bags in white lettering.  On the bag I saw last night, it was printed in dark blue...more noticeable.

If you add a little water it foams up. Your dog will go crazy for it!

It's times like this that I wish for the fleas of a thousand camels infesting the nethers of our lazy-ass mods for not fixing "Like".


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13122 on: February 10, 2015, 07:03:31 PM »
It's times like this that I wish for the fleas of a thousand camels infesting the nethers of our lazy-ass mods for not fixing "Like".

The mods have no control! Trust me, if I could bring back likes I would.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13123 on: February 10, 2015, 07:05:39 PM »
It's times like this that I wish for the fleas of a thousand camels infesting the nethers of our lazy-ass mods for not fixing "Like".

The mods have no control! Trust me, if I could bring back likes I would.

Erik is the only one with the power.

Then I retract my ancient Middle-Eastern curse from your nether regions and refocus them on this Erik!  :angry:

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #13124 on: February 10, 2015, 07:54:37 PM »
It's times like this that I wish for the fleas of a thousand camels infesting the nethers of our lazy-ass mods for not fixing "Like".

The mods have no control! Trust me, if I could bring back likes I would.

Erik is the only one with the power.

Then I retract my ancient Middle-Eastern curse from your nether regions and refocus them on this Erik!  :angry:

Amazon sells anti-itch cream if you need me to get you some Edward.  ;)
And he'll tell you how it's gonna be.. applied! :o