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Offline Lembach

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12165 on: October 06, 2014, 03:35:20 PM »
That's a Jersey thing... we are good people but crass... I appreciate that. But really, if youse guyses don't like me... what can I do about that? Nuthin' I live with MUCH worse in my life... Good on ya!

I don't not like you. I just think of you as a kind of crazy uncle and kind of tiptoe around you.

Imrahil doesn't tiptoe. He goosesteps.  ;)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12166 on: October 06, 2014, 03:53:14 PM »
Very astute! I AM a crazy uncle! But I would die for my nieces and nephews. I may be crazy but I love them like bacon, and I hope they love me, too. If they don't, I would still die for them.

It's all very dramatic! "Scratch a cynic find a romantic..." A famous author...
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12167 on: October 06, 2014, 05:50:41 PM »
Crazy old Randy is hitting the bottle again...

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12168 on: October 06, 2014, 05:54:42 PM »
Things Imrahil doesn't like = waste of time/for babies. Got it. everything

tee hee. ;)

Now now, he might be quite fond of his lawn, provided you stay off of it.

So everything up until now has him being 'polite'??  :o
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12169 on: October 06, 2014, 06:04:20 PM »
Crazy old Randy is hitting the bottle again...

Well... I WAS hitting the bottle, I am fairly sober now. I closed a deal with a hangover, that's pretty good... If I wasn't so tired, I could have probly gotten another coupla grand out of it, but what the hell... I covered my nut. That's all we can, any of us, ask for.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12170 on: October 06, 2014, 08:02:20 PM »
Also you dont need to mow a big slab of concrete.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12171 on: October 06, 2014, 08:18:26 PM »
Also you dont need to mow a big slab of concrete.
Just a small patch on the south side ZING!! :P


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12172 on: October 07, 2014, 01:14:51 PM »
Using cut-up cherry tomatoes to bait a Havahart trap for chipmunks really works. Caught our 7th one to date.   :o


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12173 on: October 07, 2014, 01:23:45 PM »
An ingenious (but long) blog post on the best way to watch the Star Wars series.

Favorite bit:

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12174 on: October 07, 2014, 01:39:38 PM »
Using cut-up cherry tomatoes to bait a Havahart trap for chipmunks really works. Caught our 7th one to date.   :o
It's actually the same Chipmuck, he really loves tomatoes, and is a wee bit dim.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12175 on: October 07, 2014, 02:02:34 PM »
Using cut-up cherry tomatoes to bait a Havahart trap for chipmunks really works. Caught our 7th one to date.   :o
It's actually the same Chipmuck, he really loves tomatoes, and is a wee bit dim.


I don't think so.  We always drive to somewhere else and let it go in an open field.  Also, you can have up to 10 per acre of land. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12176 on: October 07, 2014, 03:12:09 PM »
One of our old Spanish-speaking customers (who is actually legal in this country with a valid SS#) just paid us a visit because SC will not let him upgrade from a permit to a full license..
We call the SCDMV in Columbia to find out why and after about 15 minutes listening to their stupid "It's a Great Day in South Carolina..." hold message and we finally get in touch with a rep who then transfers me to an 'investigator' and wants to talk to him directly..
He proceeds to ask him how he went from being this one person's name (who happened to also have a valid SS#) from 2001-09 to his true identity, and the customer responds (in broken English) that he needed to drive to get to work cause he didn't have legal documents back then.
Basically he just admitted to the investigator that he committed identity theft to obtain a SC license under false pretenses ::)
The investigator says "Ok we'll send somebody over to help straighten this out" and hangs up shortly afterwards.. I'm pretty sure they are gonna be sending the cops to arrest him and I told him to prepare for that and gave him the # of an attorney because he's proly gonna need it very soon *face palm*


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12177 on: October 07, 2014, 06:13:19 PM »
Using cut-up cherry tomatoes to bait a Havahart trap for chipmunks really works. Caught our 7th one to date.   :o

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12178 on: October 07, 2014, 10:17:26 PM »
"...you put out wiener-wraps and snacks..."

What are wiener-wraps, then??


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12179 on: October 07, 2014, 10:21:39 PM »
"...you put out wiener-wraps and snacks..."

What are wiener-wraps, then??

Just google it...
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