Completely Random Thoughts

[Sideswipe]

Intriguing.  I don't know anyone who sound like that description but I would probably like to get to know her if we met...  Sounds like she could be my type.

[Quantum Vagina]

guys, guys, guys! we need to get this thread back on track: FROG NIPPLES.

Do frogs even HAVE nipples? Or are you talking about nipples that have been replaced with frogs? Either way, I don't really want to discuss this topic...

I need to make myself a schedule. I've got several things that I want to do during the day, and I never do them because I get sidetracked so easily 

[Sideswipe]

[RandyMistie]

Frogs are not mammals, therefore, no nipples. However frogs are vanishing all over the world, and they are in the middle of the food chain. So, ecologically, their mysterious vanishment threatens the entire world.

Here is an interesting ecological note: Mao Tse Tung said that sparrows stole grain from The People. Chinese killed sparoows in the billions. As a result, the insect population spiked so, the Chinese used so much chemicals to destroy them, they destroyed their bees. Now, humans have to pollinate fruit trees in China. It's pathetic. And they do not do it as well as bees.

Sparrows are omnivorous, they may eat a rice grain or two, but they love a caterpillar.

[Soguru]

Where exactly is it going to end with World Records? I mean anybody can collect basically any number of the trillions of things in this world and vie for the spot of best or greatest or biggest collector of casino chips or grilled cheese sandwiches uneaten by President Nixon or electrical boxes from Nigeria. Where does it end? Where is the line drawn?

[RandyMistie]

Ignore it. Turn your back and they go away. No skin off our balls. It means nothing.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Where exactly is it going to end with World Records? I mean anybody can collect basically any number of the trillions of things in this world and vie for the spot of best or greatest or biggest collector of casino chips or grilled cheese sandwiches uneaten by President Nixon or electrical boxes from Nigeria. Where does it end? Where is the line drawn?

No line possible, there will always be a bigger idiot.  As soon as the biggest idiot is crowned, some other idiot has to try and become bigger.  It's the circle of idiots....

[Lembach]

guys, guys, guys! we need to get this thread back on track: FROG NIPPLES.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYb42fv8pMU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/nYb42fv8pMU</a>

[goflyblind]

you say i talk so all the time, so.

[anais.butterfly]

I bet the only reason Sideswipe ends up with his wife is because Randy put the idea in his head (self-fulfilling prophecy).

Not that I mind. I can't wait for Sides to be married so everyone can rub it in his face, lol.


See, because he complains when everyone else gets married...get it...oh whatever.

[RVR II]

And believe me, marriage ain't all it's cracked up to be either!

[Nobody]

Where exactly is it going to end with World Records? I mean anybody can collect basically any number of the trillions of things in this world and vie for the spot of best or greatest or biggest collector of casino chips or grilled cheese sandwiches uneaten by President Nixon or electrical boxes from Nigeria. Where does it end? Where is the line drawn?

No line possible, there will always be a bigger idiot.  As soon as the biggest idiot is crowned, some other idiot has to try and become bigger.  It's the circle of idiots....

I used to play rhythm guitar for "Circle Of Idiots"...

[Sideswipe]

I bet the only reason Sideswipe ends up with his wife is because Randy put the idea in his head (self-fulfilling prophecy).

Not that I mind. I can't wait for Sides to be married so everyone can rub it in his face, lol.


See, because he complains when everyone else gets married...get it...oh whatever.

That thought did occur to me.  Any red head I meet from now until 2016 will probably subconsciously get the third degree.  Did Randy send you?  Where is that bastard?  Can he see us from where he is?  Is he following me?  Who are you working for?!  Then she will run away.  So it will turn into a self defeating prophecy.

In fairness, you probably have a lot to work with already as I do complain about a lot of things.  The wedding things gotta be valid though, right?  I mean, who actually likes weddings?

[RoninFox]

My wedding was cool.

[ScottotD]

Prompting Americans to chant 'USA' seems about as difficult as putting on a hat