Completely Random Thoughts

[RVR II]

I think your cards are a joke and you speak malarkey.  If you had said the opposite I might have given it a second though but I already dont trust blondes.  Getting stabbed by a red head is far more possible.  They are kind of like my kryptonite.  One made me look like an idiot in my youth but I am still very attracted to red heads with a specific look.

[RandyMistie]

I think my cards are malarkey, too! But they are fun to play with while I am trying to think of my next passage in the book.

I have a huge collection of tarot cards, from every country and century. In Rome there is a tarot museum, and I must say, my Italian tarot deck is one of my favourites.

As I play with these cards I see that Swipe is going to have a legal issue soon, I see a summons, however, it won't amount to much. Or news from a school... it's the page of pentacles... what do you want from me.... I read 'em like I see's 'em....

[Sideswipe]

If you are going to bullshit me a psychic reading, at least make it a good one!

[RandyMistie]

I'm not bullshitting you Swipe, I believe in none of this. But if you told your mom about the reading she would be so happy! In fact, don't do that. because this is why I got out of tarot reading. False Hope is like booze or drugs... feels good for a little while but when you crash it feels ten times worse....

I am sorry, man I was just fuckin' around... I was dabbling in god's domain... I'm gonna go cut off my pinky finger, now...

Ever notice that I am bat-shit insane?

[Sideswipe]

Im sorry, what were you saying again?

[RandyMistie]

LOL!!!!

[Sideswipe]

Well, you did get the red head thing right.  I guess thats kind of a half a prediction right.  It might be a while before I get married to find out if I do marry one though...

[goflyblind]

guys, guys, guys! we need to get this thread back on track: FROG NIPPLES.

[Sideswipe]

[RandyMistie]

2016, Swipe, your first child will be born on 2020, very powerful numbers! What a glory she will be...

What will you name her?

[Sideswipe]

I actually dont want any kids.

[RandyMistie]

Neither did I, and that worked out for me, but most people breed. Allotta times accidentally. Maybe that is why it takes so long for you to conceive... you try hard NOT too, but life always finds a way.

When you see her you will be the best father ever.  Your whole life will become about her... and your wife... you will say to them, "Stay away from that crazy Randy character.... that guy is mostly insane!"

Mostly...

[goflyblind]

[Sideswipe]

Hahaha, ok.  Any ideas on who the unlucky lady thats going to be stuck with me is?

[RandyMistie]

All I see is red hair... Light brown eyes, you really love they way her eyes light up in the sun. Green flecks in the iris, you write about this at some point. Fair-skinned... freckles on her arms... not on her face.  She reads a lot... glasses sometimes... reads comics and novels, and that is how you meet.

She likes you before you like her. "The Lovers" inverted or ill dignified... and there is that blonde again.... fuck... she is hanging around tempting you... don't go for her, even as you are tempted....