I think my cards are malarkey, too! But they are fun to play with while I am trying to think of my next passage in the book.
I have a huge collection of tarot cards, from every country and century. In Rome there is a tarot museum, and I must say, my Italian tarot deck is one of my favourites.
As I play with these cards I see that Swipe is going to have a legal issue soon, I see a summons, however, it won't amount to much. Or news from a school... it's the page of pentacles... what do you want from me.... I read 'em like I see's 'em....