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Offline Sideswipe

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10710 on: May 10, 2014, 06:30:55 AM »
and shit.  There is more pigeon shit than hydrogen molecules.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10711 on: May 10, 2014, 07:23:38 AM »
Pigeons, they're always disgusting unless they're white, then people release them at weddings. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10712 on: May 10, 2014, 07:28:44 AM »
weddings are racist!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10713 on: May 13, 2014, 12:48:03 PM »
It's funny how as you grow up, you start to like the things you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10714 on: May 13, 2014, 03:06:15 PM »
It's funny how as you grow up, you start to like the things you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.

Or listening to Car Talk.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10715 on: May 13, 2014, 06:59:53 PM »
I still dislike being spanked, never really hated naps though.

I'm fond of liqueurs though now, didn't like them when I was little.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10716 on: May 13, 2014, 09:28:38 PM »
What sort of footwear do most psychics wear while repeatedly practicing their abilities?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10717 on: May 14, 2014, 04:49:52 AM »
Somewhere in Dryden NY there is a street called Logans Run, and it intersects with a Penny Lane.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10718 on: May 14, 2014, 09:33:17 AM »
Somewhere in Dryden NY there is a street called Logans Run, and it intersects with a Penny Lane.
I'm from Dryden NY, and I wasn't aware of this.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10719 on: May 14, 2014, 10:58:29 AM »
False Advertisements of the Past, Part 1:

When the final installment of Richard Wagner's cycle of four operas collectively titled Der Ring des Nibelungen was about to open in opera houses, a poster advertising campaign was initiated.

The poster had Siegfried standing over a host of the dead, with blood prominently caked across his upper lip.  The caption for the poster read . . .


                                                  . . . Göt dämmerung?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10720 on: May 14, 2014, 01:37:33 PM »
Somewhere in Dryden NY there is a street called Logans Run, and it intersects with a Penny Lane.
I'm from Dryden NY, and I wasn't aware of this.

One of the perks of working for USPS. Yesterday I found a letter addressed to "Mom Bonesteel", which I'm pretty sure is a character in WoW.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10721 on: May 14, 2014, 03:08:59 PM »
More False Facts [aka 'variations on a failing theme']:

Turns out Larry the Cable Guy is a direct descendent of Richard Wagner, and his original catch phrase didn't catch on much with blue collar workers, because it was . . .

                                                       . . . "Git-'er-dämmerung!"
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10722 on: May 14, 2014, 04:53:28 PM »
Somewhere in Dryden NY there is a street called Logans Run, and it intersects with a Penny Lane.
I'm from Dryden NY, and I wasn't aware of this.

One of the perks of working for USPS. Yesterday I found a letter addressed to "Mom Bonesteel", which I'm pretty sure is a character in WoW.
Must be Reb Brown's mother.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10723 on: May 14, 2014, 04:58:50 PM »
Slab SquatThrust


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10724 on: May 14, 2014, 05:19:38 PM »
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I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.