Completely Random Thoughts

[Lembach]

More, give me more
Give me more

If I had a heart I could love you
If I had a voice I would sing
After the night when I wake up
I'll see what tomorrow brings

[Lembach]

Customer received a "New" battery made in 2008. Conversation went something like this:

Customer: I'll ponder it. I guess I was looking for a second opinion on what qualified as "Brand New". Thanks for your help.

Me: You have 26 days left to return it. Try it out and return it on day 25 if you have to. We wont send out the unmarked torment drones or anything.

Customer: Oh I've read about the drones. Cool Idea.

Me: Yeah, you didnt think we'd just use them for delivery did you? <_<    >_>

Customer: 0_0 Um.... yeah, products working just fine....

Me: That's what I THOUGHT!

[Quantum Vagina]

I need to start planning out my activities several days in advance. I really would like to be a week minded individual.

EDIT: I just threw my phone into a dumpster. Not because it was trash, but because I was holding it in the same hand as some trash that I WAS throwing away. Man, I feel like a moron.

[Darth Geek]

A bowling pin and gumball machine controlled the movie projector? I don't think this satellite was very well designed.

[goflyblind]

yes, box of cereal, i would like a free kid's t-shirt. does it come in XXXXXXXXL?

[The Lurker]

[Pak-Man]

So I'm part of a survey group for Comedy Central. They send me surveys about their shows, and I give them feedback. Today they send me a survey specifically about Archer and MST3K, which you probably know as "Not Comedy Central's Show" and "Not Comedy Central's Show Anymore" respectively.

Not getting my hopes up, but wondering what they're up to...

So this was a year ago, and they just announced that Comedy Central is going to start airing Archer reruns. I wonder if Joel was shopping his MST3K reboot back at the old network...

[gbeenie]

Well, THAT resume goes in the "Keep" stack...

[RVR II]

[RVR II]

For you Bahston folks

[ScottotD]

This is the darkest timeline 

[goflyblind]

This is the darkest timeline 

from a friend on twitter: "Clarification: The darkest timeline is one where NBC looked at the pilot, said "let's cut our losses," and moved on."

[Lembach]

This is the darkest timeline 

No, that would be The Man in the High Castle.

[Quantum Vagina]

People who are anti vaccine would literally rather have dead children than a child with a disability. That's disgusting.

[goflyblind]

pigeons are just little flying bags of dicks.