Completely Random Thoughts

[Quantum Vagina]

Fuck today. Fuck it in particular. I'm getting damned tired of doctors.

[RVR II]

Ok.. For those who don't know, my small business caters to the Spanish-speaking community. One of the many services we provide includes assistance with paying traffic tickets.
Well, This customer got a $240 dollar ticket the end of December, 2013 in Charlotte, North Carolina for speeding 10 miles per hour or under. He missed the January 31 court date and now South Carolina DMV has sent him a letter suspending his license until the NC ticket is paid.. Well first off, he doesn't have a license in any state. He can't get one in either NC or SC because of his immigration status (I've already talked about this issue in the past so I won't go into that can of worms again)..
So because he missed his court date, NC has tacked on an additional $210.90 for Failure to Appear in court for a grand total of $450.90 to remove the bench warrant now issued for his arrest.
Once the ticket is paid, we need to contact the DMV in Raleigh, NC and request a 'Compliance Notice' that must be taken to any local SC DMV to remove the warrant from their record in the event he's pulled over for driving in SC (because I guess SC won't accept the paid receipt from NC as evidence), to clean up his record.

The moral of the story here boys and girls is DON'T MISS YOUR COURT DATE!

[Quantum Vagina]

If a guy manages to convince Ellen Page to sleep with him, I'm going to say, "Boy, that guy's a real Page turner."

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[goflyblind]

aww, i miss barnes.

[Darth Geek]

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It looks like it's been shot.

[Quantum Vagina]

I've become a MASSIVE coffee nut over the past week. I've been brewing 3-4 pots a day, which are about 3 cups each. Tonight, it's wonderful. I had a bit of a rough day with doctors and lack of sleep last night, so I've been cranky and tired all day. Coffee's keeping me at a good level. I feel like a Sim.

Speaking of which, if you've ever gotten up to go do something and suddenly forgotten what it was, that's because your player changed her mind.

[Malt]

I feel like a Sim.

I had to keep a constant leash on my sim because otherwise he'd do the most random dumb stuff like dig through his own trash or order a pizza and leave it on the front porch without eating a bite. His wife and children seemed to cope with the world a lot better though. 

[Quirk]

Girlfriend mentioned the other day that Spring was finally here. I laughed because she thinks seasons are still a thing.

[goflyblind]

Girlfriend mentioned the other day that Spring was finally here. I laughed because she thinks seasons are still a thing.

"the other day"? you still use the concept of days? pft, loser.

[Darth Geek]

Really, Google?! This is your logo today?



That is the most embarrassing bit of nothing and lack of creativity I've seen from you since...well, The Internship.

[LucasM]

If Thor's grim friend led the Warriors Three . . .

                                       . . . would they be known as Hogun's Heroes?

[Darth Geek]

If Thor's grim friend led the Warriors Three . . .

                                       . . . would they be known as Hogun's Heroes?

It would be Heroes Hogun.

[LucasM]

If, in 'Thor: the Dark World', Jane Foster had been working as a Playboy Club waitress before merging with the red glop, would she then have been known as . . .

                                            . . . the Aether Bunny?

[Darth Geek]

If, in 'Thor: the Dark World', Jane Foster had been working as a Playboy Club waitress before merging with the red glop, would she then have been known as . . .

                                            . . . the Aether Bunny?

No, she just would have been as much a waste of space as she always is in those movies.

[Quantum Vagina]

Hey now, I like Jane Foster. I think she's an interesting character, and she's a solid anchor to keep Thor giving a crap about Earth.