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Offline LucasM

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10410 on: March 12, 2014, 01:11:59 PM »
I'm surprised the Avocado Council hasn't used a powerful online meme to advertise a strain of avocados.

Picture:  A cat holding or playing with an avocado with it's paws while looking at the camera.

The caption reads:   "I can Hass guacamole?"
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10411 on: March 12, 2014, 02:45:18 PM »
I'm watching Neil Young's Kickstarter video for Pono Music getting almost livid watching some of the worst offenders of the Loudness Wars rave 'Wow this is so much better than our deliberately shitty CDs!'


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10412 on: March 12, 2014, 02:48:26 PM »
I kinda' wish I was a Blogger who explored internet trends.  I have the perfect title for my first book (which would be about my personal experiences while exploring the internet).

My book title would be:

                                      Meme, Myself & I
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10413 on: March 12, 2014, 02:51:17 PM »
I kinda' wish I was a Blogger who explored internet trends.  I have the perfect title for my first book (which would be about my personal experiences while exploring the internet).

My book title would be:

                                      Meme, Myself & I

I still hate the word meme, and still can't really explain why.....


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10414 on: March 12, 2014, 02:57:52 PM »
I've had a sarcastic book I've wanted to write for a while called I Know Everything, Especially Why You're Stupid. It would be just going off on political tangents, bolstering my outrageous position by twisting facts. Only problem I have is I can't STAND writing like that, not to mention the joke loses weight as I get older.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10415 on: March 12, 2014, 03:04:52 PM »
not to mention the joke loses weight as I get older.

too bad the joke's the only thing that does. heyoooooo!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10416 on: March 12, 2014, 03:08:28 PM »
I've had a sarcastic book I've wanted to write for a while called I Know Everything, Especially Why You're Stupid. It would be just going off on political tangents, bolstering my outrageous position by twisting facts. Only problem I have is I can't STAND writing like that, not to mention the joke loses weight as I get older.

Um... aren't you just describing a Glenn Beck book?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10417 on: March 12, 2014, 04:47:50 PM »
I would rename the border between Denmark and Germany the "Dane-Ger Zone".


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10418 on: March 12, 2014, 04:55:43 PM »
I would rename the border between Denmark and Germany the "Dane-Ger Zone".
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10419 on: March 12, 2014, 05:10:18 PM »
I've had a sarcastic book I've wanted to write for a while called I Know Everything, Especially Why You're Stupid. It would be just going off on political tangents, bolstering my outrageous position by twisting facts. Only problem I have is I can't STAND writing like that, not to mention the joke loses weight as I get older.

Um... aren't you just describing a Glenn Beck book?

Parody, my dear Lucas. That's another problem. It's impossible to parody a genre with Glen Beck in it.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10420 on: March 12, 2014, 05:16:29 PM »
I would rename the border between Denmark and Germany the "Dane-Ger Zone".
Except it's Deutschland to them.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10421 on: March 13, 2014, 12:40:45 PM »
The Veronica Mars codes are being sent out. if we get a shitty SD video copy, I will be pretty disappointed.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10422 on: March 13, 2014, 04:05:53 PM »
The Veronica Mars codes are being sent out. if we get a shitty SD video copy, I will be pretty disappointed.

And... it's a bullshit stream on Flixster.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10423 on: March 14, 2014, 10:29:40 AM »
We have a roach treatment today and the roommate said the Orkin guy told him we didn't need to remove things from the counter, so he didn't do it, regardless of the fact that the instructions CLEARLY state that for the best treatment you need to clean and remove everything from the counters. Got up early and went through the apartment correcting everything he half assed. I just wish for ONCE he'd use his whole ass for something other than sitting on the couch. -_-


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #10424 on: March 14, 2014, 05:36:34 PM »