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Offline Thom_Serveaux

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Yeah, it's that time of year, so naturally, FOX Reality TV thought that they'd 'treat' all those rabid Elvira fans to a reality show featuring none other than the Misstress of the Dark herself.  The first episode aired on the 13th of this month (no real surprise there, I guess) , and just how and where do you get to see her?  Well apparently that's a real 'trick'...  You see, as I mentioned, the show is exclusively on FOX Reality TV, and they are, for the most part, if not entirely only available on Digital Cable :grr: :grr: :grr:



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She's like the female Dick Clarke, in that she doesn't appear to age...   ;)


And what has the world come to when it sees the necessity to have a channel devoted entirely to reality shows??   :speechless:


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Yeah, it's that time of year, so naturally, FOX Reality TV thought that they'd 'treat' all those rabid Elvira fans to a reality show featuring none other than the Misstress of the Dark herself.  The first episode aired on the 13th of this month (no real surprise there, I guess) , and just how and where do you get to see her?  Well apparently that's a real 'trick'...  You see, as I mentioned, the show is exclusively on FOX Reality TV, and they are, for the most part, if not entirely only available on Digital Cable :grr: :grr: :grr:



It wouldn't be the first show to revolve around cleavage :deadhorse:
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a reality show on a FOX network devoted to reality shows about finding someone who looks exactly like someone else..... all of this just screams originality


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a reality show on a FOX network devoted to reality shows about finding someone who looks exactly like someone else..... all of this just screams originality
Originality, smoriginality,  I'll watch just about anything that features her.  Not just for her, ah, features either....  I'm just ticked that they're keeping it on digital cable, and therefore just out of my reach.  Oh well, on the bright side, I guess that Rhino has lost interest or just plain given up on her, as it seems that our friends at The Shout Factory are going to be re-releasing her TV show at some point.  It was about the only good news that I could gather from the FOX Reality TV website.

*Keeps fingers crossed that either a forum member has digital cable & FOX Reality TV, or that someone eventually posts it on YouTube*


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I'd like to see a celebrity deathmatch between Elvira and Boobarella. ;)
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a reality show on a FOX network devoted to reality shows about finding someone who looks exactly like someone else..... all of this just screams originality
Originality, smoriginality,  I'll watch just about anything that features her.  Not just for her, ah, features either....  I'm just ticked that they're keeping it on digital cable, and therefore just out of my reach.  Oh well, on the bright side, I guess that Rhino has lost interest or just plain given up on her, as it seems that our friends at The Shout Factory are going to be re-releasing her TV show at some point.  It was about the only good news that I could gather from the FOX Reality TV website.

*Keeps fingers crossed that either a forum member has digital cable & FOX Reality TV, or that someone eventually posts it on YouTube*

with all this huff over the internet lately, i'll pm you a link


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I'd like to see a celebrity deathmatch between Elvira and Boobarella. ;)

I thought they were the same person ???
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I have this great idea for a new reality show. Here's how it goes: We bring together the world's top scientists.  The object of the game is to rush to complete a time machine with the express purpose of going back in time to kill the person who invented the reality show. The best part is, if they succeed there's no reason for a prize since reality shows will cease to exist. Sure, it might cause some kind of paradox and cause the world to come to an end, but I think the risk is worth it.


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I have this great idea for a new reality show. Here's how it goes: We bring together the world's top scientists.  The object of the game is to rush to complete a time machine with the express purpose of going back in time to kill the person who invented the reality show. The best part is, if they succeed there's no reason for a prize since reality shows will cease to exist. Sure, it might cause some kind of paradox and cause the world to come to an end, but I think the risk is worth it.

Wasn't there an episode of Sliders that had the same plot??
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2007, 02:47:06 PM »
I've been watching it. Its been a fun little show. Unfortunately, my girlfriend, the lovely Shelly Martinez was eliminated in the second round.  :'(

And I really hate those Man-viras, I just want to kick them in the teeth everytime they're on screen.
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2007, 07:11:13 PM »
So, you want to physically assault drag queens? Fucking classy.
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2007, 07:17:14 PM »
So, you want to physically assault drag queens? Fucking classy.

hey, they're dudes. If they were 2 guys being total assholes dressed as men, I would wish to cause them harm in an equal fashion.
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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 07:18:04 PM »
Whether it's PC, classy, or not, no one minority group starts up my fight or flight response like cross dressers. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.


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Re: The Search for the Next Elvira is now a reality ..FOX Reality, that is...
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 07:47:08 PM »
I don't know if this is what he meant, but I took from his statement that he wanted to kick their teeth in specifically because they were dressing up as Elvira and trying to get the job, not because they were generally cross-dressers. Maybe that was just my take, but I didn't see anything wrong with his statement. *shrug*
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