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RAM Chips!
« on: October 22, 2007, 06:54:35 PM »
Okay, time for RAM chips!

One person names a film, the next gives a good thing about it, and a bad thing. Then that person names another episode.

I'll start us off:

Snakes on a Plane


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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 07:03:23 PM »
Good thing: We are now left with the immortal line, "I have had it with these muthafuckin' snakes on my muthafuckin' plane!"
Bad thing: Now you can't mention Samuel L. Jackson without somebody making the obligatory reference to said immortal line.  Muthafucka.

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 07:13:11 PM »
Good thing:  Hilarious Rifftrax clips
Bad thing:  Leo Dicraprio

Hollywood Homicide

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 07:28:01 PM »
Good: Harrison Ford
Bad:  Josh Hartnett (i dunno, just dont like him

Patch Adams



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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 07:34:37 PM »
Good: haven't seen it.
Bad: it exists.

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 07:35:35 PM »
Good Thing: Some of the characters die.
Bad Thing: Most of the characters live.

Transformers


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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 07:44:21 PM »
Good: haven't seen it.
Bad: it exists.

;)

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 08:00:53 PM »
Good: Well... it's got grapes in, yeah?  Everybody loves grapes!  Grapes for everybody!  Huzzah!  Whoo!
Bad: I don't like grapes.

Star Trek: Insurrection


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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 08:28:02 PM »
Good: we all thought it was finally the last.
Bad: it wasn't the last!

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2007, 09:52:16 PM »
Good Thing: Behind its charming fairy tale stylings is a heart-warming moral that you don't need to look like a movie star or have insane amounts of money in order to have a happily ever after.
Bad Thing: Apparently, "happily ever after" is incredibly franchise-able and prone to unnecessary sequels featuring A-list stars and a quick rehash of old jokes.

Carrie


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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2007, 10:24:10 PM »
Good: haven't seen it.
Bad: it exists.

Awesome!!   :D



Good Thing: Behind its charming fairy tale stylings is a heart-warming moral that you don't need to look like a movie star or have insane amounts of money in order to have a happily ever after.
Bad Thing: Apparently, "happily ever after" is incredibly franchise-able and prone to unnecessary sequels featuring A-list stars and a quick rehash of old jokes.

Carrie

Good Thing: Girl gets bullied and gets her revenge
Bad Thing: Another religious fanatic causes damage to an innocent child

Batman and Robin

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2007, 10:52:56 PM »
I'm going to switch it up just a little bit.

Bad Thing: Joel Schumacher showed just how inept he is behind the camera, George Clooney was wasted on a role where the chin is mostly what matters, Uma Thurman was unsexy, unwitty, and just plain creepy looking, the puns were about as bad as they came, the sets were ridiculous, OXBRIDGE?!!, Mr. Freeze was a pansy, there was a freaking BAT CREDIT CARD, the thing was more campy than Adam West's Batman era, this movie destroyed the Batman franchise to the point at which in order to be able to make any money off of it, the movie producers had to start from scratch, and the suits had freaking nipples.  BAT.  NIPPLES.

Good Thing: ... Uhh... Duh-huh... Duh-hee... (head explodes in a flash of pyrotechnics)  (Well, Alfred the butler. the one thing that remained from the Tim Burton movies, because Lord knows that the dignity of the cast didn't, delivered a performance that wasn't ENTIRELY cringeworthy.  I guess that counts for something.)

The Weather Man

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2007, 06:46:54 AM »
The Weather Man

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OK Bad thing: I've not seen it so I can't conclusively say if your rant is justified or not (see good thing). ;)

Good thing; Depending on context
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is perfectly correct. which would be rare in a Cage movie.

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 08:13:55 AM »
Good: it had some fair space battles
Bad they were over in the first five min

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Re: RAM Chips!
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 08:54:04 AM »
Good: it had some fair space battles
Bad they were over in the first five min

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Good: Classic Zucker bros. comedy
Bad: Doesn't get the recognition it deserves


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