What Sithy thing did we learn?

[gammer]

I learned that if you lose some limbs in a light sabre fight and almost get burned to death by [dr.evil] liquid hot mag-ma [/dr.evil]. Then you will get rescued by an evil lord that will rebuild you in a costume that looks like a big, black, phallus.

[RVR II]

  'MAG-MA'!

I Learned that O B 1 had a PANZY-ASS for a Padawan!!

[kodiakthejuggler]

I learned that when a woman "loses her will to live", she really loses her will to live!

So much for being a strong woman....
 



I also learned that Midwife droids speak ridiculous languages.

I also also learned that some women can be pregnant with twins and look like she's barely bulging!

[David]

Having 2 new kids to raise is not worth living for.

[RoninFox]

I learned that Luke and C3PO are brothers, and that's its damn cold of Luke to enslave his own bro like that.

[LadyKenobi]

I also also learned that some women can be pregnant with twins and look like she's barely bulging!

My sister was great with her second baby when this movie came out, and she laughed and laughed at the concept that Padme could trot down that landing ramp while supposedly so far along with twins.

And Luke and Leia?  Gee, it's always nice to give birth to two healthy five-month-olds.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I also also learned that some women can be pregnant with twins and look like she's barely bulging!

My sister was great with her second baby when this movie came out, and she laughed and laughed at the concept that Padme could trot down that landing ramp while supposedly so far along with twins.

And Luke and Leia?  Gee, it's always nice to give birth to two healthy five-month-olds.

Finally! Someone else who understands why I complain about this!
 

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned some great new techniques for killing younglings.

I also learned that Anakin Skywalker TURNED INTO DARTH VADER!!!

Did not see that one coming.

[RoninFox]

I learned some great new techniques for killing younglings.

I also learned that Anakin Skywalker TURNED INTO DARTH VADER!!!

Did not see that one coming.

He did WHAT!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[David]

I also also learned that some women can be pregnant with twins and look like she's barely bulging!

My sister was great with her second baby when this movie came out, and she laughed and laughed at the concept that Padme could trot down that landing ramp while supposedly so far along with twins.

And Luke and Leia?  Gee, it's always nice to give birth to two healthy five-month-olds.

Finally! Someone else who understands why I complain about this!
 

The Force aged them. Also, the Force allowed Leia to remember her mother when she was a young girl as she mentioned in the real Star Wars movies.

[Ranika]

I also also learned that some women can be pregnant with twins and look like she's barely bulging!

My sister was great with her second baby when this movie came out, and she laughed and laughed at the concept that Padme could trot down that landing ramp while supposedly so far along with twins.

And Luke and Leia?  Gee, it's always nice to give birth to two healthy five-month-olds.

Finally! Someone else who understands why I complain about this!
 

The Force aged them. Also, the Force allowed Leia to remember her mother when she was a young girl as she mentioned in the real Star Wars movies.

I believe the retcon for this is Jimmy Smits's wife died when she was young.

I learned the Jedi use a bunch of wacky nonsense words, and one archaic proto-Germanic term (younglings) out of nowhere. ...Eat me, I'll be infuriated how I want.

Also, entertainment in the future will be highly influenced by soap bubble performance art.

[LadyKenobi]

I learned that when a woman "loses her will to live", she really loses her will to live!

So much for being a strong woman....

Extended rant on this here:  http://blondechampagne.blogspot.com/2005/06/incredible-shrieking-padme.html

[RoninFox]

I've also learned that it's perfectly reasonable to accept the future total redemption of an evil character no matter how many children he personally and pointlessly slaughters.

[Bob]

I learned some great new techniques for killing younglings.

I also learned that Anakin Skywalker TURNED INTO DARTH VADER!!!

Did not see that one coming.

He did WHAT!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yeah, thanks for ruining the movie for us butt-munch!   

[RoninFox]

Yet another lesson.  Pregnancy lasts somewhere around three or four days.