Cabin Fever. Apparently this is supposed to be some kind of modern horror classic, or at least one that "real" horror fans love. I am not sure what movie they watched, but it couldn't have been this one. Poorly paced, dull, and with one of the most lamebrain and scattershot scripts ever (and also a cast of characters so impossibly irritating and stupid I actually think this movie might've been a parody), as well as constant attempts at Evil Dead II and Bad Taste style humor without actually understanding how that sort of humor is supposed to work. Just a bad movie through and through. And I say this as someone who doesn't mind Eli Roth (I dig Hostel well enough, though the execution is a bit off, and while I need to rewatch it, I recall Hostel Part II actually being pretty solid), but this... this isn't good.