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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2007, 12:20:36 PM »
The talent in the White Hypes isn't held in Meg's drum sticks. I mean even bettertomorrowamy has stated that all she contributes to the band is her boobs.

LEAVE MEG WHITE ALONE!!! *sniffle* She's a HUMAN BEING!!!!


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2007, 12:21:16 PM »
But are you a boy or a girl? Hmmm  ;D
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2007, 12:23:09 PM »
No, my point is that the albums would be successful without Megs thumpy thumperty drumming.
The talent in the White Hypes isn't held in Megs drum sticks.

No, she can't stand alone, but when everything works collectively it has a great 'dirty' sound.

You sure have a penchant for silly puns :)

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Bahaha - YOU'RE LUCKY she even PERFORMS for you BASTARDS!!!  *weepweep*
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2007, 12:23:27 PM »

The talent in the White Hypes isn't held in Meg's drum sticks. I mean even bettertomorrowamy has stated that all she contributes to the band is her boobs.


I never said that is ALL she contributes.  That's just what I like the MOST about her contributions.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »
Sure sounds that way:

Her part in the band is basically performance art to me.  Kind of a one-trick pony performance piece.  A chick playing drums does it for me.


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2007, 12:28:03 PM »
Sure sounds that way:

Her part in the band is basically performance art to me.  Kind of a one-trick pony performance piece.  A chick playing drums does it for me.


You're taking me IN context.  Why don't you leave me alone.  I LIKE THINGS, damn your logic, Your Grace.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2007, 12:30:51 PM »
Ah Classical Education you can't beat it!

Hmm perhaps I'll try "Are you a woman or a mouse, aww does baby not wanna go out and do her job?" as a disaffirmation tonight ;)


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2007, 12:47:11 PM »
Ah Classical Education you can't beat it!

Hmm perhaps I'll try "Are you a woman or a mouse, aww does baby not wanna go out and do her job?" as a disaffirmation tonight ;)

Ahh you're like Godel.  1 = 0   :grr:
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2007, 12:50:27 PM »
Ah Classical Education you can't beat it!

Hmm perhaps I'll try "Are you a woman or a mouse, aww does baby not wanna go out and do her job?" as a disaffirmation tonight ;)

Ahh you're like Godel.  1 = 0   :grr:

Eh?

Edit, oh wait a minute that's in reference to the Classical Education right? I was confused cause I thought it was a comment on the disaffirmations.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2007, 02:04:06 PM »


   Guys guys....you're ALL right! Meg is a lousy drummer, but I suspect Jack White wanted her sound because it's raw and imperfect, just like his vocals and guitar playing. Didn't they use 40+ year old recording equipment on their last few albums on purpose? They seem to deconstruct music as often as they construct it.

   I'm not a huge fan (and self admittedly only know snippits about them) but I do like their sound, and Meg fits with their motif.


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2007, 02:08:27 PM »
Ah Classical Education you can't beat it!

Hmm perhaps I'll try "Are you a woman or a mouse, aww does baby not wanna go out and do her job?" as a disaffirmation tonight ;)

Ahh you're like Godel.  1 = 0   :grr:

Eh?

Edit, oh wait a minute that's in reference to the Classical Education right? I was confused cause I thought it was a comment on the disaffirmations.

I guess it's both, it's more disaffirmation of Classical Education haha -  In short, you're a smarty-pants ;)
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2007, 08:25:44 PM »
Um got to say I don't know which aristos you've been looking at, she looks like somebody who spent their childhood drinking lead tainted water around metro Detroit, and hey...

If it makes you feel any better, I've got your back on this - her face and her drumming. Watching that youtube video back there I found that every time I started to get into the song, Meg's "bum-TISH-bum-TISH-bum-TISH" drumming dragged me back out. You can have "dirty" and still use more than 30% of your drum set in any given song.

And her nose is small and mal-formed, her cheeks are lumpy and her skin is pale and blotchy. Actually that describes me pretty well, but I never claimed to be attractive.

So she does look like British aristocracy: inbred.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2007, 05:25:59 AM »
What do the Barbarians have to do with this?

But are you a boy or a girl? Hmmm  ;D


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2007, 07:07:45 AM »


   Guys guys....you're ALL right! Meg is a lousy drummer, but I suspect Jack White wanted her sound because it's raw and imperfect, just like his vocals and guitar playing. Didn't they use 40+ year old recording equipment on their last few albums on purpose? They seem to deconstruct music as often as they construct it.

   I'm not a huge fan (and self admittedly only know snippits about them) but I do like their sound, and Meg fits with their motif.

That's actually exactly right...  He said he forced her into playing with him that way after she messed around one day, that he liked how primitive it was and etc


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2007, 01:45:37 PM »
Because of Tripe's comments about Meg, I have dedicated my music listening to discovering the reason her primitive drum playing sounds superior to all other drum playing.  However, I think he is bat-shit insane in saying that she is fugly.  She's not a 10, but she's erotic as hell.
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