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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2007, 07:37:22 AM »
The Phonics Monkey's boobs don't jiggle quite as nicely as hers, plus I think that might be inconsiderate to her as a person to have a monkey do her job.  It might heighten her anxiety.

Guh, rather you than me old boy, she's got a face like a French Bulldog.

And you know she's a really really bad drummer I think the Phonics Monkey could probably do a better job, even if he did stop the set occasionally for a quick hand shandy.

I didn't say her face, her boobies.  A "hand shandy" in the middle of the set would be pretty Rock n' Roll.

But they're on the same side, I mean you're going to catch a glimpse of it now and then.


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2007, 07:41:12 AM »
The Phonics Monkey's boobs don't jiggle quite as nicely as hers, plus I think that might be inconsiderate to her as a person to have a monkey do her job.  It might heighten her anxiety.

Guh, rather you than me old boy, she's got a face like a French Bulldog.

And you know she's a really really bad drummer I think the Phonics Monkey could probably do a better job, even if he did stop the set occasionally for a quick hand shandy.

I didn't say her face, her boobies.  A "hand shandy" in the middle of the set would be pretty Rock n' Roll.

But they're on the same side, I mean you're going to catch a glimpse of it now and then.

Maybe you just aren't hypnotized by bouncing woman flesh as much as me.  Her part in the band is basically performance art to me.  Kind of a one-trick pony performance piece.  A chick playing drums does it for me.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 07:44:29 AM »
Baby got Back is more my theme.


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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 08:07:08 AM »
You don't find her good looking.  Christ she looks British, even aristocratic somwhat.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2007, 08:09:06 AM »
Oh and this picture.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2007, 08:17:27 AM »




You don't find her good looking.  Christ she looks British, even aristocratic somwhat.

Um got to say I don't know which aristos you've been looking at, she looks like somebody who spent their childhood drinking lead tainted water around metro Detroit, and hey...

Now this is an aristocratic looking girl:



Not saying I would but god knows I consider it before Meg.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2007, 08:36:52 AM »
Baaaaaah, you're hopeless.   :)
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2007, 08:49:11 AM »
Baaaaaah, you're hopeless.   :)

Just like Meg's drumming ;)


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2007, 08:53:42 AM »
Baaaaaah, you're hopeless.   :)

Just like Meg's drumming ;)
It's not like Jack's making her do drum solos or something.  I think she covers her drum responsibilities adequately.  She's not Keith Moon, but this isn't The Who either.  You are the person giving her these anxiety attacks.  You vicious bastard.   :P
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2007, 08:59:11 AM »
Hey I get bored so I drive down to Hamtramck and whisper disaffirmations through her bedroom window, I'm not proud of it but it amuses me :D


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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2007, 12:07:22 PM »
Baaaaaah, you're hopeless.   :)

Just like Meg's drumming ;)

I think people who think she sucks at drumming are just taking critics at face value.  Their sound doesn't need polish, it doesn't need anything but consistency, and that's what she has.  If they had a different drummer they wouldn't sound the same.  People pissed all over Joplin's singing but that has a place in music history, and I think Meg should have a place there, too.

Gotta say - I'm SUPER excited for "The Legend of Dewey Cox" - I saw the trailer with Jack White as a pseudo-Elvis and it looks hilarious :)
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2007, 12:10:42 PM »
Baaaaaah, you're hopeless.   :)
Just like Meg's drumming ;)
I think people who think she sucks at drumming are just taking critics at face value. 
Or possibly they're listening to the songs.

People pissed all over Joplin's singing .
And they were right to do so Joplin is intensely overrated.



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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2007, 12:13:11 PM »
...  *sigh*  yeah, okay, nevermind, Tripe.  When you make a bunch of successful albums remind me to poo on them.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2007, 12:14:40 PM »
Let's just poo on Tripe now.
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Re: BREAKING: White Stripes Cancels Tour Due To Anxiety
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2007, 12:15:46 PM »
No, my point is that the albums would be successful without Megs thumpy thumperty drumming. They have been successful with this little fella on drums even:



The talent in the White Hypes isn't held in Meg's drum sticks. I mean even bettertomorrowamy has stated that all she contributes to the band is her boobs. I mean she fits in a long tradition of girls with marginal musical talent playing on records by their much more talents boyfriends/husbands. So in that respect she's no unusual. Doesn't make her good though.

Also argumentum ad populem is a pretty poor defense of quality.
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