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Offline Darth Geek

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2008, 05:59:50 AM »
MST3K: The Movie

Mike is really Joel in disguise!



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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2008, 07:45:33 AM »
MST3K: The Movie

Mike is really Joel in disguise!


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2008, 07:55:17 AM »
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls of Stuff or Something

Short Round is all grown up, and he has become quite the ladies man.
He and Indiana decide to pick up some chicks in Roswell, NM and they discover Area 51.
Short Round says, "No time for love" and they both go investigating the secret complex.
They fight off ninjas and gray aliens, and eventually find a really cool crystal skull.
Then NAZI's who have built a time machine codenamed the V5 appear and steal their neato skull...

I wish that were the plot.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2008, 09:22:18 AM »
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls of Stuff or Something

Short Round is all grown up, and he has become quite the ladies man.
He and Indiana decide to pick up some chicks in Roswell, NM and they discover Area 51.
Short Round says, "No time for love" and they both go investigating the secret complex.
They fight off ninjas and gray aliens, and eventually find a really cool crystal skull.
Then NAZI's who have built a time machine codenamed the V5 appear and steal their neato skull...

I wish that were the plot.
It certainly makes more sense than the one we got.



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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2008, 10:25:59 AM »
The Terminator

Skynet sends a machine back in time to become an action star and to eventually become a Governor. Than, when the time is right, the machines will strike.
Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2008, 12:52:27 PM »
The Illusionist - Eisenheim actually fakes Sophie's death to get her to leave the country and get her out of the way so that he can then run off with Crown Prince Leopold.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2008, 01:56:28 PM »
Quantum Of Solace:

Bond, grieving over Vesper's senseless death, goes on sabbatical from MI:6, and spends a year getting his life together.  At first he loses himself in gambling, drinking, smoking, and overeating, but he meets a nice girl who, while somewhat plain-looking, has a zest for life and a sunny disposition that's hard for the super-spy on self-imposed exile to resist.  So he starts taking care of himself, jogging every day, goes on the patch and goes to AA meetings while his relationship with this girl blossoms.  Finally he proposes to her, and James is content with his life until on the night before the wedding, his bride to be reveals that she's actually a Russian agent sent to kill him.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2008, 03:22:00 PM »
Wall-E
(forgive me if I missed it)
Wall-E is Number 5 in disguise
We are the only intelligent beings- Arrogance 3:15


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2008, 06:12:36 AM »
The Hollow Man:  Kevin Bacon is revealed to be filled with something.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2008, 06:26:00 AM »
2001: A Space Oddesy-
My God... It's full of pudding!


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2008, 10:25:26 PM »
Sweeney Todd:

Sweeney recognizes his wife before he slits her throat, realizes the whole thing was just a huge misunderstanding, and when Judge Turpin shows up, he gives him an affectionate noogie and sends him on his way, laughing at how ridiculous the whole killing people and putting them into pies scheme seemed now.
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--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2008, 10:49:28 PM »
At the end of the Simpsons movie, everybody dies except Hans Moleman. He then emerges from an underground vault where he finds a library and proclaims "time enough at last", Then his glasses fall off and break and he says "It's not fair.".


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2008, 12:40:15 AM »
2001:

The HAL light is Gypsy.



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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2008, 06:08:51 PM »
The Happening:

It's Superman causing all the bad things


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2008, 09:41:23 PM »
Ironman: Tony Stark Pokes Samuel L. Jackson's eye out and gives him a cheesier name
that's just how we ride.