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Fake Spoilers
« on: September 09, 2007, 07:36:05 AM »
This is a pretty simple little diversion: Fake ruin something for everybody! Post a fake spoiler!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
Snape reveals himself to be Harry's real father!


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 08:41:15 AM »
Dog Day Afternoon
It was all a big misunderstanding. Everyone lives happily ever after.
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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2007, 09:15:42 AM »
The Godfather is actually about the main character spending a lazy Sunday afternoon with his Godfather.

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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2007, 09:17:32 AM »
1984

2 + 2 = 4


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2007, 09:27:55 AM »
War of the Worlds-
The Aliens reveal that they always greet people with violence, and once the Humans explain that they greet with a handshake, the aliens cease their hostilities, and it's smooth diplomatic sailing from then on.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 10:29:21 AM »
Fatal Attraction

The whole movie is a set-up for a bad joke about molecular bonding.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 10:34:02 AM »
The Sixth Sense

M. Night Shyamalan will go on to make many more brilliant movies after this one.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 10:34:40 AM »
Citizen Kane-
Rosebud is Charles' password to a secret society who'se world domination plans he was about to betray when he "died."


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 10:45:07 AM »
Independence Day-

The invasion is really just a distraction while the aliens rob the first national bank!


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2007, 10:58:39 AM »
Titanic-

All the lower class people are rescued by aliens who take them back to their peaceful, happy planet.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2007, 11:55:24 AM »
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith

The movie ends... approximately 20 years before the beginning of A New Hope.
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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 12:09:46 PM »
Crossroads

Mimi becomes the Phantom of the Recording Studio and torments Britney for the rest of her career.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 05:40:51 PM »
3:10 To Yuma

The 3:10 train to Yuma has to make an unscheduled stop in Chattanooga, making it 45 minutes late. Also, the meal is Salsbury steak which is slighty warmer than room temperature and far too salty.
I really do like pie.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2007, 06:57:05 PM »
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy was in fact trying to find the child with the purest soul, with the intent of using said child's soul to power a chaos engine. He is shot by an ex-lover at the last minute, in one of Hollywood's most blatant Duex ex Machinas.


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Re: Fake Spoilers
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 09:41:47 PM »
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skulls of Stuff or Something

Short Round is all grown up, and he has become quite the ladies man.
He and Indiana decide to pick up some chicks in Roswell, NM and they discover Area 51.
Short Round says, "No time for love" and they both go investigating the secret complex.
They fight off ninjas and gray aliens, and eventually find a really cool crystal skull.
Then NAZI's who have built a time machine codenamed the V5 appear and steal their neato skull...
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